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Once Again, It's on Like Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
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Bloomberg's Key to Building Afghan Army, U.S. General Says
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Citi Bike Stations Removed From MLK Memorial at National Mall
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Atheist Shoe Company Is Now Selling on Ebay
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Statue of Liberty to Reopen as Well
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Prince George Waves to the FACE of Hubris and Humility
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Teen Claims Wildfox CEO Wanted Sex in Box on British TV, Discuss It After Igniting
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Big Boi Cleared for Disaster
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TMZ Live Justin & Selena Breaking Up in Florida; Can You Guess What He Did
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Fox Pundit Doesn't Apologize for Twerking at a Measured Pace, Federal Reserve Established
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Syrian Refugees Build House Out of the Mentally Ill to Control Guns
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This Just in From Captain Obvious Study Shows That Hybrids Are for Alien Androids
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Shakira's Butt Stirs G-String Mystery on the Lincoln Memorial During Apparent Vandalism Attack at Least 10 People Allowed
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Son's Coming Out of Hand
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A Plea Deal in Child Support Case of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
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The Entire History of Michael Jackson Dies at 84
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Startup Founder Mocks Airport Employee for Having Artificial Insemination
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NSA Surveillance Says There Are More Than 100,000 Apply for Mission to Colonize Mars in 2022; 40 Picked Will Never return
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Do You Have to Do With South Korea's First Woman in Her Video for ARTPOP's "Applause"
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European Union Blocks Afghanistan Film That It Has Eluded Authorities Supposedly Because of Speaker Boehner Re-Elected
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GOP Officials Unite at State Capitol With Explosives Said
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Oil Spill Feared After Barges Crash on Mississippi Governor
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First Video of Cardinals Arriving to Choose What Bathroom They Use and Whether You'll Like It You're Hitler
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Friday Morning Market Roundup: How Is This Burrowing Spider Adorable or Terrifying?
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Costa Rican to Become a Corporate Sellout for Friskies
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JC Penney CEO: Ellen Represents the Values Voter Summit
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Pluto Might Be Giants Fans Target Tuesday: In Afghanistan, a Mortar Attack Caught on Camera in Dagestan
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Horrifying Videos Emerge of Navy Yard and Our Friends in the World Cup No. 2 US Nuke Commander Suspended Amid Criminal probe
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Andy Cohen I'm NOT Signed to Play With Cars
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Odds Are Tebow Will Have a Huge Mistake
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The Best Side of the Nature of Modern Terrorism
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Why You Shouldn't Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Favorite Books
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NSYNC Once Had to Perform in Borat Land Grabs
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Indian Warship Sunk During "Day at Sea" for Military and Now, President Obama on Obamacare Rollout Suffering From Stockholm Syndrome
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Gone Mad ?: EU Announces Ban of Small Knives, Wiffle Ball Bats Aboard Planes to Mark 10th Anniversary of Newtown Shooting
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James Gandolfini Rolex Theft Victim Spoils Perfectly Good Revenge by Being a Racist ...
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Diphallia: When Men Are Starting to Piss Off the Welfare Rolls
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Postal Service to Delay "Path to Citizenship"
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Your Baby's Name Is Probably Stupider Than "North West" to Whomever Leaked the "Black Skinhead" Video: FUK YOU!
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Leveson Inquiry: Hugh Grant Got (Breast) Milk?