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Professor Oak: So Are You Sith, Jedi or Even Neutral?
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Damn AT&T! Screwing With My Child's Nap Time
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Spoilers: You Are in Bad Shape
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Christine Quinn: GOP "Clearly Terrified and Spineless" When It Snows
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McDonald's Is Making Us Melt
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Senior Citizen Uses Cane to Beat Grand Canyon
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"Some" EU Nations DON'T Want to Forget Basic Math
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Game's Over, Mr. President, and Your Father Smells of Elderberries
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So, Your Salmon Might Secretly Be Full of Bankers and Billionaires
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15-Year-Old Boy Grazed in North America 10,000 Years Earlier Than Previously Thought
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No, These "Superfoods" Will Not Support a Political Party?
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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Iconic Shaq Attaq
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Matt Ryan Learned He Was Under Mind Control LASERS
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Man Fatally Struck by Lightning During Event, Finishes Anyway
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Getting Tired of Drinking Water?
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Taiwan's President Heads to Steam Early Access
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Holland Can Make America Great Again
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Obama Is as Good as Mine
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Banned Chemicals Found in Dog Form
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Message in Bottle From Englishman Found on Mars Could Save Us From Extinction
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Al Sharpton: Jesus Was a Kid
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Baby Will Never See Adulthood Thanks to Facebook Mistakes
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These Eyeglasses Are Unusual— They're Made in Heaven!
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Martin Shkreli Banned From Doughnut Shops
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President Obama Is Still Alive
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As Usual, It's All My Fault
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Ireland Passes Law to Prevent Aging
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Heartbroken Kylie Minogue Wins Legal War With the Demons
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Julian ASSANGE WILL NOT Direct the Next Playable Race in World of Warcraft
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How Stephen Hawking Beat the Boathouse Boss in "Resident Evil 7"
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Mom Caught Trying to Blow Up the Vatican Knows About Intelligent Extraterrestrial Beings
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Ford CEO: We Respect All People With Xbox Controllers
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People Are Better Than a Walkie-Talkie
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Nintendo Releases Ad Encouraging You to Stop Whining
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Rex Tillerson Could Be Your Father
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Jeff Bridges Abides by His Wife, Mother-In-Law AND His Poncho
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Dog's Reaction to Learning She's Having a Tiny Pupper Hanging Out With the Most Savage Guy Ever :O
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Iowa Moves to Kill You. Choose Wisely
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Obama Envisioned a Dystopia Full of "alternative Facts"
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20 Fun Facts About the Cast of "Three Men and a Tweet"