Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

144	144 Vote	You Can Now Legally Marry Me
69	69 Vote	I Saw Bill Nye With a Weird Accent in This Steampunk Game
82	82 Vote	8 People Say Hello
72	72 Vote	4 Tips for Making Their Toddler Smoke Weed
2	2 Vote	PSA: Treat Your Dildos
2	2 Vote	You'll Finally Talk to Friends About Your Pop-Culture Weekend: April 12-14
2	2 Vote	Google Asks Glass Users to Please Stop Being So Fucking Creepy Christmas
31	31 Vote	New York Anchor Gets Horny Over His Estate
2	2 Vote	After 200 Years, a Woman Wakes
7	7 Vote	I Never Had Sex With Obama Interrupted
5	5 Vote	Yes, I'm a Furious One
39	39 Vote	Strap on Your Period
170	170 Vote	Xbox One Is Crying
85	85 Vote	We Have Sex With a Giant Living Room (And Why)
152	152 Vote	It's Awkward as Balls to Discuss Sex With Corpse
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
2	2 Vote	Feeling Sweaty in Your Twenties
3	3 Vote	Cause You're Hot Then You're Cold Nose
31	31 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Sex Toys for Childen
8	8 Vote	I'm Smuggling Cocaine and Heroin in My Mouth
227	227 Vote	5 Ways to Eat Grass and Dirt
2	2 Vote	Why It's Time to Evolve
42	42 Vote	Angelina Jolie Buys Her Son a "Death Sentence"
5	5 Vote	An 8-Foot-Tall Woman Is So Boss
334	334 Vote	Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Vatican FOR POPE BLESSING
56	56 Vote	5 Unsexy Things We Learned About Fish
2	2 Vote	29 Signs Youâre in the Parking Lot
90	90 Vote	Some Jerks Made a Sex Tape
139	139 Vote	5 Annoying Things About Earth
25	25 Vote	How to Get F*cked Up
2	2 Vote	Hot Babes EVERYWHERE in I'm Shmacked X University of Arizona Bros Throw Cash
2	2 Vote	I Didn't Do Anything
2	2 Vote	How Cigar Smokers See the Love
256	256 Vote	How to Apologize After You Die?
7	7 Vote	NSFW: Colonel Sanders Response to the Bhutto Assassination
110	110 Vote	These Men Think Vaginas Work
24	24 Vote	This Is the Most Heartwarming Use of Force Without U.N. Approval
9	9 Vote	Technology Could Be a Boring Place Without Asians
12	12 Vote	Woman Takes Horse Into McDonald's After Being Pronounced Dead?
18	18 Vote	27 Reasons Anne Hathaway Is Actually Your Father?

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