Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	How to Explain Complex Ideas (Like Tech) to Those Who Don't Exist
3	3 Vote	The "Star Wars" Jurassic Park Mashup
4	4 Vote	Here's How to Get Lucky
4	4 Vote	Watch: Daft Punk Showed Up at Night?
86	86 Vote	Pedophilia. But, You Know, Cheaper
6	6 Vote	I've Cooked You a Bigger Brain
9	9 Vote	Cooking for Your Right to Masturbate In Public
127	127 Vote	I'm Very Upset About All 50 States
44	44 Vote	Give Me 30 Seconds. You Will Be Dead. It's Pretty Fantastic 1	1
9	9 Vote	I Like How These Strangers React
9	9 Vote	Your Dog Takes Forever to Find a Way
62	62 Vote	One Does Not Care for Fetuses
122	122 Vote	I'm Not Sure I Could Do All the Humans
78	78 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Make You Delete "Candy Crush" From Your Brain Interface
22	22 Vote	How to Make Life Creepier
70	70 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Stands Next to Butt Cracks
147	147 Vote	Why, God, Why: The Disney Channel
35	35 Vote	Hairy Tights Are Maybe a Thing You See Today
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
300	300 Vote	I Didn't Realize the English Language Makes No Sense
8	8 Vote	Every Fu**ing Cop Is a Secret Project Diva
103	103 Vote	We Have a Dumb Cunt
7	7 Vote	I Entered My Baby in a Web of Alternate Timelines
9	9 Vote	Creepy Things to Happen
9	9 Vote	25 Domino's Workers Fired for Organizing a Fundraiser for Trayvon Martin at Nashville concert
28	28 Vote	Yes: It's About Gun Violence, but It's Kinda Funny 1	1
61	61 Vote	I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
5	5 Vote	Fox Is Promoting Dads by Bragging About Their Paychecks
95	95 Vote	A Cow on the Internet (Update: Not Everywhere)
226	226 Vote	Prepare to Fall Asleep
39	39 Vote	Having a Billion Children?
9	9 Vote	Everyone Must Be Explored
20	20 Vote	My Friend's Girlfriend Won't Shut Up About Diversity
199	199 Vote	I Nominate a Coat Hanger for President In 2016
108	108 Vote	Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
74	74 Vote	8 Reasons Premarital Boning Is Good — and Spectacularly Wrong
141	141 Vote	A "Rainbow" Made of Meat
49	49 Vote	The Aliens Had Picked the Perfect Slut
4	4 Vote	53 Celebrities Who Have No Idea
72	72 Vote	The Doctor Is Real! Behold a Piece of Shit?

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