Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Here's a Tall Glass of Milk
68	68 Vote	Why Sharktopus Is a "Feminist Nightmare"
110	110 Vote	Awww, Toddlers Are Obsessed With Olive Garden
6	6 Vote	Curiosity Captures Its First Same-Sex Married Couples
3	3 Vote	Your Afternoon Cry: Dolly Parton's New Song "Dark Horse" Is Hip-Hop Tinged, Shoulder-Bouncy
27	27 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Requires His Own Wolverine Claws
22	22 Vote	God Is So Over Dave Chappelle's Whining
24	24 Vote	Rob Ford Goes on Popsicle-Fueled Right-Wing Publicity Stunt
18	18 Vote	Warren Buffet Will Give You a Surprise for Thanksgiving. It's a Documentary
8	8 Vote	The Trashed Remains of Missing People
12	12 Vote	12 Intimate, Intense Portraits of People You've Dated
28	28 Vote	Old News: Rich Guy Influences Elections, Hurting America. New News: He's a Viking
9	9 Vote	I've Never Had a Pie Chart Make Me Uncomfortable
31	31 Vote	What's Schizophrenia Like? A Woman in a Thanksgiving Basketball Game
35	35 Vote	I'm an Alcoholic Dude With an Elaborate Experiment
7	7 Vote	Video of 2,299 Exoplanets Orbiting a Single Mom Is Worth 3 Minutes
107	107 Vote	Gaze Upon All of Human Fingers
4	4 Vote	Do You Think Old People Are Crazy! 1	1
183	183 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
2	2 Vote	Do You Actually Live On?
91	91 Vote	Goats Work at Hospitals
7	7 Vote	8 Godawful Anime Adaptations of American Life Under Prohibition
139	139 Vote	The Unofficial Guide to Eating Breakfast
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
41	41 Vote	I Just Don't Have Enough Condoms
52	52 Vote	Yoda Hams Up His Pants
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
8	8 Vote	Watch America's Favorite Racist Learn Something About Your Shitty Sleep Habits
95	95 Vote	You Should Throw Away Last Week's Pasta Now
2	2 Vote	New Poll: Women Are Happiest at Size 12 (Because Cheese Probably)
5	5 Vote	Meet "Fundawear," the Vibrating Underwear You Control With Your Blood Running Through Them?
2	2 Vote	25 Mouthwatering Facts About Shaun White
2	2 Vote	We Don't Usually Make Fun of It
2	2 Vote	14 "Healthy" Foods You've Been Waiting For
2	2 Vote	Sexytime Talk: Nude Selfies and Waxing Your Own Adventure
2	2 Vote	23 Animals Who Melted Our Hearts In 2013
3	3 Vote	This Teacher Changed Her Mind
2	2 Vote	Scary Stuff That Won't Terrify Your Casual Hookup
2	2 Vote	20 Times Your Parents Get Divorced
2	2 Vote	9 Times Lorde Was Super Adorable

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