Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

shinyy

Voted Headlines

706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
84	84 Vote	These Pokemon Cards Might Make You Happy for No Reason
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
554	554 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
557	557 Vote	Why Are Restaurant Websites So Awful? Because of You Bitch 1	1
589	589 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
8	8 Vote	The Ray Gun Returns in Pokemon Origins
802	802 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 13	13
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
910	910 Vote	America Has Been Cancelled 14	14
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
832	832 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 13	13
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
637	637 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
580	580 Vote	Princess Peach Will Kill US All 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
8	8 Vote	Pokemon Aren't the Brightest
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
547	547 Vote	OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4