Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	17 Sex Toys Are Social Distancing-Approved
2	2 Vote	When I Was OK
2	2 Vote	Quality Dose of Sass
55	55 Vote	False Facts About the Cyber Ninja Clown Car That's Crashing Through Arizona Democrats
2	2 Vote	Revisiting the Last Mom Standing
2	2 Vote	Pfizer Expects Vaccine Will Be the Extermination of You!
809	809 Vote	AOC: Biden Has Given Birth!
551	551 Vote	Shut Up and Choose Violence
541	541 Vote	Shut Up, You Are Lovable 1	1
634	634 Vote	No, Lesbians Are Not Only Effective, but Incredibly Pretty
601	601 Vote	Heroes of 2020: My Cat—the Smartest, Best Cat. He Is Transgender
570	570 Vote	Boy, 3, Dies at 97
524	524 Vote	Police Should Be Ended
722	722 Vote	Press X to Dismantle Police Force 8	8
569	569 Vote	A Vote for Biden Means a Vote for Joe Biden 1	1
731	731 Vote	Trans Women Are Women 3	3
529	529 Vote	Opinion: Time to Die
547	547 Vote	Uh Huh. Uh Huh. Uh Huh. Uh Huh. Uh Huh. Uh Huh. Uh Huh. I See
646	646 Vote	Joe Biden Sucks 2	2
1073	1073 Vote	Coronavirus Threatens to Shut Down Due to Coronavirus Concerns 1	1
567	567 Vote	It's Been 1 Month Since 2016 1	1
654	654 Vote	Democracy Dies in Freak Accident 1	1
1161	1161 Vote	Police Confirm They Are Corrupt 1	1
530	530 Vote	The Man Who Had Sex IRL 2	2
832	832 Vote	Multiple Dead in Cemetery 1	1
603	603 Vote	Netflix Deletes Suicide Scene From "Toy Story 4" 2	2
950	950 Vote	Admit It, You All Horny Asses
8	8 Vote	Detective Pikachu - 95 Pokemon in the Senate - Yes, Really
780	780 Vote	Faint Oink Heard Coming From Inside Chernobyl 1	1
565	565 Vote	Joe Biden Is Eating Our Mail
538	538 Vote	Meet the Woman Who Has Anxiety
557	557 Vote	Twitter Has Become "the Most Deadly Pathogen Known"
672	672 Vote	Homophobe in a Slow Cooker
397	397 Vote	Medicare for All 150 Original Pokemon
645	645 Vote	It's Almost Impossible to Function in Modern Society 1	1
119	119 Vote	Pokemon: Let's Go Spit on Them!
33	33 Vote	Pokemon: Let's Go Inside Futuristic Restaurant, Where Robot Has Replaced Bartender 1	1
1187	1187 Vote	Report: The U.S. Ends 2	2
531	531 Vote	Twitter Has Finally Made It Worse
322	322 Vote	Pokemon: Let's Go Away