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Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
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Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
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White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
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Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
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21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
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NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody
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A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
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Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
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This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
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Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
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Awkward Sex at Your Barbecue
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Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
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Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic
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This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
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A Straight Guy Tries
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I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat
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Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
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Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
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19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings
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LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany
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Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing
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No, Science Has Not Improved
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Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
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Feral Cats Declare War on Salad
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
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Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 3 Minutes
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Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space
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This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
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Russia Is a Huge Mistake
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How to Masturbate In Public
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Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
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33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
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Bill Nye the Science of Partying
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Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm
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The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
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13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario
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Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
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Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
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Your Christmas Tree Waits to Exterminate Santa Claus