Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
84	84 Vote	Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
76	76 Vote	Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
326	326 Vote	This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
73	73 Vote	Awkward Sex at Your Barbecue
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
386	386 Vote	A Straight Guy Tries
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
199	199 Vote	19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings 1	1
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
154	154 Vote	No, Science Has Not Improved
93	93 Vote	Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant With a Twist: It Breathes Fire
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
95	95 Vote	Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 3 Minutes
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
121	121 Vote	Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm 1	1
70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
166	166 Vote	Your Christmas Tree Waits to Exterminate Santa Claus

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