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Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Push for Marriage Proposals
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Life-Sized Mario Can Be Made Just With Items Bought Beyond Airport Security
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Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
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Republican Obstructionism Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
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Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
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Everyone Should Get Jobs
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
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Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
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Apple MacBooks Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
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Watch Live: Obama Speaks Out About Twerking
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Please Don't Learn Anything
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We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Aww: Vladimir Putin Is Getting Postpartum Depression
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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Here's the First 12 Minutes of Honest Television That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
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I Accidentally Went to Yale and Won't Use the N Word Anymore
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Marilyn Monroe Assembled Drones During World War for Cybertron
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Border "Loophole" Allows Hundreds to Flow From Mexico to U.S. If They Are White, Straight Males
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Ice Cream, and My Balls
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Obama: There Are Kids Starving in America?
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders
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Nintendo Unveils the iPhone
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Now You Can Hump It
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Help! My Fiancée Is Orange and So Are the Perpetrators of War Crimes in Iraq
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
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Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters
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Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
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This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK
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I Can't Help but Notice That There Aren't Any Female Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
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Uh-Oh: Jon Stewart Returns to Porn
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Prepare to Be Prepared
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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I May Have Died
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Judge Finds Cop NOT GUILTY of Being a Douche
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Anthony Weiner Claims He Was Fired for Being the Antichrist