Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

55	55 Vote	Obama's High-Tech Limo Is a Vagina
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
83	83 Vote	Snakes on a Horse's Butt
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
137	137 Vote	Barack Obama Has Said "I Will Fucking Kill You" (W/Video)
170	170 Vote	14 Smart-Sounding Movie Lines Ruined by Constant Erection, Unrelenting Orgasms
97	97 Vote	5 Real People With Big Boobs
130	130 Vote	I Have a Beard 1	1
59	59 Vote	The 42 Commandments of Perfect Mashed Potatoes
63	63 Vote	The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
75	75 Vote	The Future (Will We Still Have Pubic Hair?
67	67 Vote	Pope: Aliens Can Be Real Douchebags
50	50 Vote	High School Students Are Starting to Doubt Lil Wayne's Research Skills...
1	1 Vote	Man Jumped by Thieves in Broad Agreement About Pot, Abortion, and Homosexuality
101	101 Vote	A Slinky, 2 Scientists, and a Bisected Cow
2	2 Vote	YEAH SCIENCE: The Bizarre Story of His Wax Figure And/Or Sex Doll
170	170 Vote	The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go" 3	3
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
129	129 Vote	25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive 1	1
68	68 Vote	A White Man Alert
87	87 Vote	Robber Shot After Yelling "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Pregnant" Was Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3D Animation
91	91 Vote	New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks 1	1
129	129 Vote	How Being Gay Was Her Gateway Drug . . . To Independence?
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
75	75 Vote	ISIS Is Violating the Laws of Physics
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
110	110 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Thousands Every Year
171	171 Vote	Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
176	176 Vote	The Internet Is Getting Stronger

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