Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Dolce & Gabbana Sentenced to 11 Years for Raping Black Lesbian in South Africa
105	105 Vote	Judge Must Serve 28 Years for This Shit
2	2 Vote	Boobs Age Faster Than Previously Reported
39	39 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Was Kicked in the Eye for Turning Down Threesome
143	143 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Grill Now, Bitches
27	27 Vote	Good Samaritan Lured Into Trap & Beaten Unconscious — but Who Really Cares?
9	9 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Is an 87-Year-Old Tween
7	7 Vote	Study: Being Abused Is Not Recommended
76	76 Vote	China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
67	67 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
35	35 Vote	Now Jews Are Getting Free Condom Dispensers
83	83 Vote	Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes
49	49 Vote	I Am Leaving the Galaxy
208	208 Vote	What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants?
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
5	5 Vote	GOP Congressman Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
2	2 Vote	Club Nintendo Reward Makes Me a Murderer
3	3 Vote	10 Photographs That Prove This 91-Year-Old Woman Dresses Better Than You
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
136	136 Vote	Don't Blame Everything on Dungeons & Dragons Again
2	2 Vote	Massachusetts Town Enacts Ban on Dreadlocks, Afros Sparks criticism
2	2 Vote	RNC Chairman Reince Priebus Dismisses "War on Caterpillars"
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
257	257 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome 1	1
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
109	109 Vote	All Dogs Go to Prison
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2
413	413 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Lied About Having CS Degree 3	3
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7