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Too Lazy to Wash Your Dirty-Ass Bra?
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Ohio Governor John Kasich Gets Ready to Shake the Pillars of Heaven With His Nut Sack
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I Know I'm Late, but I Was Watching Porn
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The 19 Types of Gay Parents
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21 Reasons It's Awesome to Exist
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Feed Your Inner Bitch
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Adorable Toddler Flubs the Word "Vagina" in Vagina Monologues Ad
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Finally, an App Which Will Quit Your Job For You
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21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
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How to Spend a Fuckton on Clothes
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At Least 35 Dead Rising
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That A+ Moment When You Yawn
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Watch Bilbo Face Off With a Penis Pump
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McDonalds's Apple Slices Recalled Because They're Sadists
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How Unborn Turtles Choose to Become Law Enforcement
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This Film Will Speak to My Uterus--Is That Weird?
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Justin Bieber's Penis Is a Joke
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Uncircumcised Penises Might Be Giving Astronauts Space-Alzheimer's
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This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
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How-To Guide for Talking Shit
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Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Stoners
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16 Reasons We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
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7 Reasons Why White People Can't Be Trusted
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Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
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Robin Thicke Is Pretty Underwhelming
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Captain the Starship of Your Bullshit
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21 Reasons Why Men Aren't Funny
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Awkward Sex at Your Barbecue
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Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
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Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic
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Anyone Care for Some Friendly Butt Play?
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38 Things You Can Now Legally Marry
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This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
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Bart Simpson, Child Pornography and Free Tacos
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What It's Like to Pee
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We Are a Lot Gayer
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Let Ryan Gosling Whisper Sweet Nothings Into Your Spouse's Email
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I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat
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Your Views on the Royal Baby Dalek
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Did You Know What Sucks? Your Student Loans Forever