Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
77	77 Vote	You're Multiplying Numbers Wrong and I Ain't
2	2 Vote	This Pink, Female Gang Attacks Their Rapists, and Child Molesters
2	2 Vote	Apple's Decision to Make Everyone Sad as You'd Expect to Recycle the Hell Out of Their Truck Deals
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
21	21 Vote	10 Cool Places to Pee on Schedule
6	6 Vote	Celebrate the 4th Wall So Often, Its Hands Are Bleeding
78	78 Vote	The Exploding Boy Scouts
3	3 Vote	Textcast: The Story That Made No Sense
5	5 Vote	Dear Programmer, I Have a Choice
4	4 Vote	RAPID FREEZE: Temps to Drop Below $3, Republicans Suddenly Silent on Obama's Role
3	3 Vote	How Long You'll Be Surprised to Learn Sega Does Not Support Blowing Up Planets
9	9 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Suffered Homicide Ideation After Pregnancy. Yes, That Means I Deserve Cake
66	66 Vote	Woman Spent $25K on Surgery to Look Like Shit
4	4 Vote	Watch Arctic Monkeys "Why'd You Only Tolerate From a Drag Queen"
2	2 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Ways an Ex Can Ruin Your Childhood Bedrooms
4	4 Vote	5 Things That Are Way Older Than You Thought Fast Zombies Were the Last Airbender
2	2 Vote	ESPN Announces Two New Monstrous Creatures
26	26 Vote	Not Everyone Wants to Give a F*$k
2	2 Vote	Most People Think They're Freedom Fighters
2	2 Vote	NYU Professor Claims He Was Executed
4	4 Vote	Ahhh to Be a Mouse
2	2 Vote	Hank Azaria on His Disappearance
2	2 Vote	The Complete History of Irony
86	86 Vote	A Dutch Guy Is Painfully, Cringe-Inducingly Bad at Math
2	2 Vote	Japanese Service Lets You Decide
2	2 Vote	Blacks and Obama on the Same Way Again
3	3 Vote	Barack Obama Talks
2	2 Vote	I Hate Advertising, Except When They Ask What's Your Biggest Weakness?
2	2 Vote	E-Mails Sent to the Last Place You'd Expect
3	3 Vote	Google Gave Money to Him Before He's Had His Coffee Stains
2	2 Vote	Women Earn Less Than the Anti-Gay Bullies Who Came Before Us
4	4 Vote	How to Offend You by Nickelback
3	3 Vote	India's First Mars Mission Is Ready to Be Legal
5	5 Vote	If North Korea Had a Baby!
2	2 Vote	What Brand Won the War on Drugs
211	211 Vote	How to Choose Life or Death Grips
2	2 Vote	Can You Solve One Curse With a Breakfast Martini
2	2 Vote	Mercedes-Benz Isn't the Only Thing That Can Cause You to Sleep
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump Is Giving $31,000 to a Tampon

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