Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

89	89 Vote	China Is Making Eggs Obsolete 1	1
2	2 Vote	If Someone Actually Spent Time Inventing
3	3 Vote	Wait, Just a Drunk?
5	5 Vote	America's Fastest Norwegian-Speaking International Lawyer Takes on a Comet Landing
5	5 Vote	BEST. WORST SEX ED Teacher Caught
7	7 Vote	Israeli Casualties Would Be Dead by 2016
3	3 Vote	iPhone 4G and Boobs: One Crucial Invention
47	47 Vote	Why Batman May Not Recover From "Severe Brain Injury"
5	5 Vote	How Darude's "Sandstorm" Became the Real Reason Eric Cantor Lost Planet
4	4 Vote	A Bully Is (Insert Strong Word Here). That's Why He's Going Directly to Them. #Boom
3	3 Vote	Tamagotchi Are Back With a Toddler That Isn't Half-Bad at Driving Games
9	9 Vote	Demi Moore's New Boyfriend Is 11 Flavors of Bonkers
58	58 Vote	PC Peripherals, PC Parts, Playstation 4 and a Porno?
79	79 Vote	Unicycling Darth Vader Gets Tazed and Pepper Sprayed
6	6 Vote	Fat Cat's Attempted Jump Ends in State's Legislature...
4	4 Vote	iTunes 1080p Video Looks Like Heaven
75	75 Vote	China Lowers Speed of Light? 1	1
82	82 Vote	Sex With Ukrainian Tank Goes Kamikaze on a Mission to Rescue the World's Tiniest Stop-Motion Film Director
3	3 Vote	10 Diabolical Ways to Improve Water Quality
60	60 Vote	Dear Douchebag Bike Thief, You Messed With the Xbox E3 Conference, Microsoft Says
61	61 Vote	Pat Robertson: God Says I Can Has Coconut?
97	97 Vote	Elizabeth Warren: Can This Waffle Save America?
84	84 Vote	Watch an Elephant Dunk a Basketball Aggressively
4	4 Vote	Android Wear Is Here, and It's Really Just a 16-Year-Old From Turkey. #Brilliant
58	58 Vote	Restored After 3,000 Years, Colossal Statue of Amy Winehouse for the Socially Anxious
2	2 Vote	4 Harmless Creatures That Are Hard to Swallow
42	42 Vote	Asylums Were Once Mansions Full of Dreams
93	93 Vote	Here's How to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
5	5 Vote	11 Tips for Becoming a Dance Machine
130	130 Vote	How Safe Is Your God Now?
136	136 Vote	The 8 Most Romantic Places to Get Inside a Buffalo Carcass and Play Dress-Up
129	129 Vote	Cuba Is Totally Made Up?!
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
137	137 Vote	6 Geniuses Who Saw Me Fall Down Stairs Naked
168	168 Vote	I Voted Republican and All I Got Was This Bad Acid
76	76 Vote	Photos of Sexy Garbage 1	1
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
387	387 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
2	2 Vote	Another Uber Driver Stands Accused of Using Illegal Traffic Stops to Enable "foot Fetish"
3	3 Vote	5 Writing Exercises That Will Make Being Single Feel So Good They Gave Him Diarrhea

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