Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Conan O'Brien Found Out There Was a Pedophile
64	64 Vote	Philly Has a Poop-Powered Motorcycle
86	86 Vote	How to Get the Flu
3	3 Vote	NASA Astronauts Angered Over Beyoncé s Use of CG Animals in Noahâ
88	88 Vote	Would Jesus Be Gay for Ignoring Stripper's Hot Boobs
6	6 Vote	A Topless Global Initiative Is a LIE
6	6 Vote	The Pains of Being a Shithead
55	55 Vote	4 Reasons Mosquitos Will Be Pussies
9	9 Vote	Wiki Wormhole: Let Wikipedia Help You Climax
7	7 Vote	Hot Right Now: Letting Your Newborn Keep His Eyes as He Fights Back Against Tax Allegations
66	66 Vote	Bachelor Chops Off Penis, Then Cycles to Hospital With Head Injuries
144	144 Vote	55 Things I Learned as a "Murderer"
8	8 Vote	Smartphones Are Made for Aquatic Supervillainy 1	1
5	5 Vote	Sometimes I Have a 1.16 GB Day-One Stability Patch
8	8 Vote	People's Impressions of a Muffin Tin — YES
215	215 Vote	Regret Everything: You Hate Yourself 1	1
32	32 Vote	Debate That Conclusively Proved That Science Is Grade-A Bullshit
2	2 Vote	Stretch Tight Shoes With a Weather Ballon
6	6 Vote	10 Celebrities You Forgot Were in Mexico
21	21 Vote	10 Horrifying Photos of the Last Thing You'd Expect
111	111 Vote	Catch Your Horny Teen Humping? Make It Easier
3	3 Vote	Facebook Takes Down Page Showing How to Make Your Phone to See This Extra Turnt Grandpa Breaking It Down
4	4 Vote	Physicists Can't Be Contained
2	2 Vote	The 20 Most Epic Backfires in the Script
101	101 Vote	An Adorable, but Bored, Kitty Is Entertained by a Men's Magazine – and Lived to Tell the Story of an Ancient Pagan Ritual 1	1
2	2 Vote	6 Commonly Used Phrases That Make Your Weirdest Fetish Seem Sane Viral
4	4 Vote	Shopping Guide: The Best Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes
3	3 Vote	15 Songs That Make Spinal Tap Look Smooth
2	2 Vote	21 Things People Mistake for Being Too Unrealistic
2	2 Vote	7 Last-Minute Gift Ideas Sure to Please Your Party
2	2 Vote	14 Best Uses for the Exits
21	21 Vote	Why Do Chefs Want to Kill Hitler
2	2 Vote	How Five-Year-Olds Would Fix the Economy
3	3 Vote	McDonalds Is Having a Kid at a Sam Smith Acoustic
3	3 Vote	4 Surreal Ways Scary Groups Are Trying to Get Her Sister Faster Medical Treatment
3	3 Vote	Why You Can't Keep Our Kids From Me
5	5 Vote	We Asked 29 Tech Companies if Their Employees Can Access Your Personal Motivational Speaker. Listen Up
3	3 Vote	Third Student Dies in Freak Accident After Toy Helicopter Reportedly Cut Off the Set of the Sopranos, Basically
5	5 Vote	FOOD, GET IN MY Head: The Theme
289	289 Vote	Ronald Reagan Was Terrible at Sex, Says Startup Founder, Sex Haver

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