Headline Smasher

"Bigger slump and bigger wars and a smaller recovery"
- Stereolab

Good

Long overdue

Beautiful.

Oops

Libertarianism

Nobody wants to work high anymore

that unpredictable enigma, the Maryland Corn Maze

giggling uncontrollably at the idea of a migrating corn maze

I could write the book on this, but I'm too busy and stressed out to get around to it.

I always had my suspicions

Typical Democrats

Slow news day.

Whoa

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This is why you shouldn't give a fuck.

Ok this one is hilarious

Uhh

-- Ralph Bakshi

Delightfully devilish, Seymour

Good! Definitely good. Throw a few in there. If it doesn't seem to be working, try more.

Finally.

Suburban James Bond movie?

At least they're honest about it.

Wow, that's a depressing headline.

You don't have to apologize! It's okay. Really.

I like that it's ambiguous who has the burrito.

Ach! Augustus! Thank goodness you're alright!

They're signed to 4AD.

10/10

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This literally made me laugh out loud

Unironically true

https://headlinesmasher.com/513416

Can this be real

No, I unfortuntely cnnot.

Even in death, he's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

Pelosi's latest fundraising email is a banger

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Sort of. Nations are socially constructed, but that doesn't mean "not real"; they are what Émile Durkheim called "social facts."