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Village Offers Reward to Anyone Who Loves Them Back

unemondesansdanger

Depressing

Alyssa Milano's Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, VERY BAD Idea

graue

Which one?

The Royal Family Comes

graue

The Aristocrats!

My Face Is Suddenly Causing a Stir

graue

Don't be so precious, Helen of Troy

Why It's Important for Giraffes to Stay Buried

graue

Fun fact: if your grave doesn't say RIP on it you are automatically drafted into the giraffe zombie war

President Biden to Resign After Using Viagra, Erection Cream

graue

We can't have presidents committing erection fraud NOW CAN WE

3 GOP Congressmen Hit With New Horrors, Abilities, and Transformations

graue

Love the magic realism vibes here

A Skull From the Friends Reunion

jot

Ross's, we all hope.

Feeling Anxious About Returning to the Gates of Hell

graue

Damn, yeah, I mean have you LOOKED at Hell's case numbers? Can't believe Satan would call workers back to the office now.

Second Arrest Made in Heaven

graue

*liberal voice* Police abolition? Ha! How's that working out in heaven?

Dems Ready to Take "fecal Presence Seriously"

graue

Finally, they're taking on the shitlibs

Democrats Prepare to Be Productive?

borommakott

Betteridge's law.

Terri Irwin Makes Emotional Post About Bindi's Newborn Giraffe

mrmustacheo

I didn't register the names when I posted this, but now I do and it seems perfectly reasonable.

We're Not "Ideologically Attached" to the Cancel Culture of Women in Belize

graue

Speak for yourself

Guitar Made of Metal

graue

That is so metal, dude

Majority of Americans Do Not Believe Biden Is Competent, Most Also Opposed to His Dog

graue

The polls, Mr. President... they look ruff

Syracuse Basketball Coach Mike Krzyzewski to Retire

mmybdgrs

This one ought to make college basketball fans eye twitchy.

The Passion of the Juggalos

nevermore

Woop, woop

Trump Has a Gaping, Trump-Sized Hole

borommakott

I'm sure he does.

Chris Pratt Being Cast as Mario Kart

unemondesansdanger

Ok this is the most I’ve laughed in a long time

Coors Light Is Dimming

graue

underrated

Elon Musk Said He Worked the Coal Mines, Was Shot Yesterday

graue

inshallah

To Do: Go to Rehab [Updated]

unemondesansdanger

"updated"

What Are Pandora Modes? Here's How to Stop Antifa Rioters Charged for Allegedly Hurting a Cop's Feelings

8000gnat

Amazing

Global Warming Caused by a Huge Summer Sale on Amazon Prime

graue

overconsumption is one cause, yes

Nearly 200 Whales Killed in Cop Cover Up

graue

defund and abolish the police

Poll: 64 Percent of Americans Are "Oppressed"

graue

that's just facts

Salute the Beastly 2019 BMW 8 Series Special Editions

mrbeast

shut the heell up

dabgirl

utffuyiuhuyswer

Good Dogs Excel at New Zealand Supermarket

dabgirl

wtf is this!?

BOOM! Missouri Will Soon Disappear Forever

dabgirl

lol

Teen Caught Deliberately Hitting Man With Possible Nuclear Capability

cpiece

Stop nuking yourself! Stop nuking yourself!

Hot Dogs Can Detect Damage and Self-Heal

Deep Frozen Testicle Tissue Used to Be Legit

graue

capitalism ruins everything

How to Have Bomb in Luggage

graue

Andreas Malm's latest

Tiny Houses Are More Popular Than Ever, but Many People Are Eating Each Other

graue

Underrated. Wish I could double-upvote these really good ones.

jot

Jesus Christ, I think this is already one of my all-time favorites.

Dick. I'm Trying to Harm the USA

djur

damn i just got this as a smash right now. thought i got a really good unique one ):

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Response to Rumors She Bit Beyonce

wackysusbrot

This is actually hilarious!

Horror as Baby Found Dead at 80

loonymoony

BENJAMIN BUTTON NOO