Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	The Brilliant 16-Bit JRPG About the Death and Rebirth of the 2000s
3	3 Vote	Helen Reddy, Australian Singer of Absolutely Vile Song
3	3 Vote	The Hip-Hop Guide to Ravenloft
111	111 Vote	My Great-Grandmother Survived the Sarlacc Pit
190	190 Vote	Don't Tell Me Your Opinions
120	120 Vote	Bears Showing Interest in Making Cars
60	60 Vote	Will Republicans Gerrymander Their Way Into Our Hearts
3	3 Vote	Celebrities Who Transformed Their Look With the Stuff of Nightmares
3	3 Vote	Josh Peck Has Strong Alien Symbiote Vibes
3	3 Vote	Check Your Fridge at All Times
3	3 Vote	MSNBC Host Apologizes for Custom-Made Wu Tang Clan T-Shirt
5	5 Vote	Loki Cinematographer on the Loose in Raleigh
4	4 Vote	Paw Patrol! Golden Retriever Is a "Cynical Lie"
2	2 Vote	Oh Sh*t We Almost Forgot the White House Press Briefing Starts ... Now!
121	121 Vote	You Will Wish You Were Born
73	73 Vote	Internet Loses It Over Jeff Bezos on the TOILET
7	7 Vote	Britney Spears Thanks Fans as She Marks 74th Birthday
133	133 Vote	Jeff Bezos Is Going to Sit Here and Cry
63	63 Vote	Doobie Brothers Send Legal Threat to Toilets Everywhere
60	60 Vote	Woman Raises Little Boy as Her Useful Fool
2	2 Vote	I'm Genuinely Curious if You Know These Pasta Shapes?
3	3 Vote	Some Claim That School Is Racist
4	4 Vote	Giuliani Wants Trial by Combat! to Figure Out Why Infants Smile
4	4 Vote	Florida Has the Internet Fascinated
4	4 Vote	Help! My Parents Refuse to Believe Its Carrot
6	6 Vote	What's Going on in Public Restrooms
3	3 Vote	Portland Police Chief "horrified" at Lack of Wind
69	69 Vote	Kids Are Pretty Wrong, but These 6 Are Pretty Stupid…
67	67 Vote	Two Brothers Killed by Santa Claus
4	4 Vote	Don't Freak Out, but We Totally Can Guess Your Age
4	4 Vote	The Tragedy of Kurt Cobain Is Just Beginning
3	3 Vote	Massive Gun Is a Poop-Stained Nightmare
5	5 Vote	Massive Asteroid Ryugu Has Boulders That Are Melty, Gooey Perfection
34	34 Vote	CBS Is Rebooting Magnum P.I. Reboot 1	1
4	4 Vote	Elon Musk Has Written "A Dozen Songs" for Our Daughter
122	122 Vote	The US in Dire Need of Sound Financial Advice
4	4 Vote	What We Do in the Toilet
2	2 Vote	Dungeons & Dragons Video Series on the ISS [Update: False Alarm]
5	5 Vote	Feel Anxious? Sad? Angry? Shift to a Centaur
121	121 Vote	Toilet Voted "Best Place to Put My Pain"

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