Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

101	101 Vote	26 Things You Only Notice When You Die
60	60 Vote	Lobster Diver Survives Being Swallowed Whole by a Sheriff's Deputy
5	5 Vote	Family of Seriously Injured 5-Year-Old Wants to "Kick His Ass"
4	4 Vote	How to Achieve "Revenge Body"
90	90 Vote	Emily Will Be Erased From Existence
3	3 Vote	Serial Killer Haircuts
78	78 Vote	Have You Ever Called Out for Blood
3	3 Vote	Pizza Hut Giving Free Bionic Hands to Kids Who Defy Teachers
3	3 Vote	Teen Dies at 93
3	3 Vote	FedEx Will Not Save Us
2	2 Vote	Column: Why Is Your Poop Blue
111	111 Vote	Sonic Is a Game That Looks Nothing Like XCOM
284	284 Vote	This Woman's Obituary Was So Powerful It Blew Out Windows of Homes Nearby
2	2 Vote	Dolphins Have No Gatekeepers
2	2 Vote	Pancake-Balancing Dog Stacks Up Against Her Father of Gods Old and Not Marrying Until Dark Day
30	30 Vote	Even Olympians Get Stuck in a Car
6	6 Vote	18 Tweets From 2016
2	2 Vote	Husky Drops Sausage in Shock After Deadly Floods Engulf Entire Towns
31	31 Vote	Quick-Thinking Mom Finds Her Lost Toddler in a Week Each Year
4	4 Vote	All Conversations Should Begin With: I Think I'm Right, but I Could Be Self-Destructing
3	3 Vote	Chinese Scientist: US Must Be Eliminated
2	2 Vote	Go Back in Court: "I Miss You"
343	343 Vote	According to a Wild Conspiracy Theory, This Is the Real World
5	5 Vote	Get Your Dog Started on a Real Date
2	2 Vote	Man Accused of Using a Private Account
2	2 Vote	Old Man Takes Break Dance Battle to a Weird Place
2	2 Vote	33 Tweets About Being a Rat
2	2 Vote	The Fear in His Rectum
2	2 Vote	Dude, You Walked Into the Pokémon Fandom
3	3 Vote	Eight-Week-Old Baby Dies at 87
3	3 Vote	How Grandpa Went to Sh*t
2	2 Vote	18 Surprising and Sweet Stories Behind the Crocodile Hunter's Stingray Attack
117	117 Vote	Eric Trump Rips McConnell for Not Showing Enough Booty
69	69 Vote	Here Are Some Photos That Anyone With IBS Will Relate To
8	8 Vote	Netflix Is Better Than Drugs
168	168 Vote	Monk Chops Off His Ass to Save Americans
85	85 Vote	I Didn't Think I Could Have Become a Dolphin-Human Hybrid
563	563 Vote	Archaeologists Find Evidence of Luigi 1	1
135	135 Vote	What Mimes Can Teach Us About Love, Life, And… International Corpse Theft?
2	2 Vote	Sen. Paul Rudd

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