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Portland Police Chief "horrified" at Lack of Wind

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discovered by ammnontet
2021-08-04

2021-08-04

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    Portland police chief calls for violence to stop as 70th night of protest continues
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    National Grid is forced to search for emergency power sources due to lack of wind
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    The Daily Mail The Daily Mail
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    Ohio mayor, police chief ‘horrified’ at lack of aid to unarmed Black man Andre Hill in deadly cop shooting
    NY Daily News NY Daily News

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