Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

453	453 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking 2	2
368	368 Vote	This Tiny Cat Found the Secret to Immortality. It's Pretty Awesome
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
448	448 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
377	377 Vote	Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality 1	1
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
330	330 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill Me
344	344 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
380	380 Vote	Sega Abandons Notion That Anyone Deserves Anything
413	413 Vote	This Man Has Penis Bitten by a SWAT Team While Live Streaming His Online Gaming Session
553	553 Vote	George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
669	669 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
441	441 Vote	12 (Non-Sexual) Uses for Greek Yogurt
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
321	321 Vote	11-Year-Old Walks Into a Meme 3	3
364	364 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Skin Cancer and Moisturisers in Hairless Mice
389	389 Vote	8 Ways to Eat Garbage 1	1
311	311 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That You Can Have SEX!
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
324	324 Vote	She's Baaack: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by Dead Insects and Spiders
372	372 Vote	10 Signs You Are a Shiba Inu
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
395	395 Vote	27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually a Synthetic Human Cadaver
407	407 Vote	Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled 2	2
324	324 Vote	Fox Refuses to Die
402	402 Vote	Sesame Street Fighter
311	311 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
334	334 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Fully Operational 1	1
388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
320	320 Vote	Absolutely Enormous "Dragon Skull" Discovered on Saturn's moon
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
377	377 Vote	Senate Rejects Bid to Kill Me
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
339	339 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
310	310 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others