Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

356	356 Vote	Jesus IS NOW Threatening Legal Action 1	1
361	361 Vote	Hillary Clinton Says Putin Played a Role in Star Trek IV
343	343 Vote	Republicans Confident They Will Eat You Alive
360	360 Vote	Obama Knew About Vampires
522	522 Vote	America Is Held Together by Scotch Tape
401	401 Vote	Death Toll Rises to $18.67
334	334 Vote	Yale Professor Lets Students Skip Test in Wake of Crash Bandicoot
326	326 Vote	Woman, Mauled by Bear, Calls 911: I'm Bleeding, and I'm Not Apologising 2	2
447	447 Vote	Heart Attacks Are Linked to Increase Risk of Heart Attacks 2	2
325	325 Vote	Barack Obama Makes the Tastiest, Easiest Lasagna
332	332 Vote	Starbucks Is Bringing Back Traditional Marxism
340	340 Vote	Trump Runs Headfirst Into the Ocean
402	402 Vote	RIP Krillin, You Will Absolutely Die 1	1
333	333 Vote	More Than 50,000 Years Ago Today, Hey Arnold! Ushered Nickelodeon Into Primetime
337	337 Vote	You Will Not Appear in Tekken 7 1	1
325	325 Vote	People Are Tweeting Awful Things About Crash Bandicoot 2	2
396	396 Vote	After 20 GODDAMN YEARS I FINALLY Find a Rattata 1	1
340	340 Vote	4 Year Old That Isn't a Threat — Yet
500	500 Vote	FBI Notes: Clinton Does Not Evolve Into Raichu
413	413 Vote	Man Survives After Being Called Vulgar Name 2	2
342	342 Vote	Crunchyroll and Funimation Join Forces to Bring Back My Mother 2	2
410	410 Vote	Man Dies From Being 28
361	361 Vote	Russia Banned From Ordering Pizza Hut
526	526 Vote	Teen Rushed to Hospital After Being Trolled by Gamers
340	340 Vote	Pokémon GO Saved Our Sexless Marriage
330	330 Vote	OBAMA Using Federal Funds to Fuel His Vengeance
309	309 Vote	Why Can't I Hold All That MEME Pussy 1	1
562	562 Vote	World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Get Rekt 1	1
670	670 Vote	Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim 2	2
554	554 Vote	READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
318	318 Vote	Teen Sentenced to 15 Months in Space
345	345 Vote	The Scariest Living Things on Earth Are in Charge of Marketing
315	315 Vote	Meet PIZZACAT, the Malt Liquor-Drinking, AK-47-Totting Cat Who Is Really Dead
365	365 Vote	Burger King Is Dead at 88 2	2
363	363 Vote	Russia Considers Building Its Own Freaking Moon 1	1
320	320 Vote	Facebook Notification: You Are a Terrible Friend 1	1
409	409 Vote	Getting Married? Just Buy Someone Else's Kids
495	495 Vote	Should You Live? Take Our Quiz
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
322	322 Vote	21 Ways to Eat Bees 2	2