NJ - You die.
NY - You die.
NV - You die.
CT - You die.
WV - You die.
DC - You die.
FL - You die.
ND - You die.
SD - You die.
NC - You die.
SC - You die.
Michigan - YOU DIE.
I feel like I could write this article 0_0
1: You find yourself grunting for some reason while sitting down.
2: Your pants are down at your ankles and you're not in the middle of dressing.
3: There is a thing of toilet paper to your side and you're glad it's there.
4....
truer words...