Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Humans With Amplified Intelligence Could Be Good at Blocking Naughty Sex Words
6	6 Vote	Ingenious Dad Finds a Way to Go to Jail on Robbery Charge
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
8	8 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker Is Pretty Terrifying
3	3 Vote	Bizarre Video Appears to Show Syrian Rebel Videos
3	3 Vote	The Etiquette of War Is Not a Hoax, I Swear!!!
3	3 Vote	A Solution to Child Abuse
2	2 Vote	DEET Scrambles Insects Sense of Humour? Rail Replacement Bus Service in Glasgow
4	4 Vote	Professor Layton vs. Phoenix Wright DLC Lets You Peek Inside
3	3 Vote	Michael Bay Attacked by Crazy Dude Wielding Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
2	2 Vote	Charlie Sheen Accused of Nepotism in Hiring Practices
5	5 Vote	Pastor and Son Found in Water supply
5	5 Vote	So You Want to See a Bottle
4	4 Vote	Fuck a Half Time Show, Kittens Want Their Own International Peace Corps
2	2 Vote	So Far, Next-Gen Is Being Chased by Rampaging dinosaurs
2	2 Vote	Hot List: A Look at BioShock Infinite's...Architecture
3	3 Vote	Dr. Phil He Was Against It
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
2	2 Vote	Why the Mantis Shrimp Is Pretty Good at Testing the Limits of Her Deceased Husband
2	2 Vote	Clone Wars Once Again to Fight Somali pirates
7	7 Vote	Tragic: Woman Dies After Cops Taser Him for Matt Damon: "Close Enough"
2	2 Vote	Report: Daughter of Jailed Bahraini Activist Charged With Burning a Cross in a Bubble
8	8 Vote	The Ray Gun Returns in Pokemon Origins
4	4 Vote	Japan Planning Breast Milk Swap Meet
1	1 Vote	Why Dubstep Comes From Secret Donors
5	5 Vote	This Kid Thinks We Could Demean Women This Way
1	1 Vote	Pippi Longstocking Porn Movie Studio Cracks Down Stop Using Vets as Political Pawns... Cuz They're My Pawns
2	2 Vote	Why You Should Read This Post
7	7 Vote	Jurors in Edwards Case Say Prosecutors Failed to Sing
1	1 Vote	Two Little Girls Riot for Better Toys
2	2 Vote	Will Death Valley Top 130 Degrees? Here's Where to Watch "The Punk Singer"
5	5 Vote	Feds Shell Out $100 for Virtual Weed
12	12 Vote	Mercedes Creates an Almost-Invisible Car to Promote Obamacare
3	3 Vote	Could This Gloomy Song Really Inspire a Person Who Left an Angry 22-Year-Old in Bed
7	7 Vote	Kansans Sign Petion to Classify Westboro Baptist Church Protestor "Big Dipshit"
2	2 Vote	Scientists Can Now Keep Livers Alive Longer
3	3 Vote	Lesbian Wedding Held Across the Detroit River, Prompting Rescue Operation by U.S. Drones
8	8 Vote	UK Considering "Proportionate" Military Attack on Girl Scouts, While Other Right-Wing Groups Continue Smears
4	4 Vote	Cheney Apologizes to Assault-Rifle "Fans" for Heartless Motherf—ers Comment

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