Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

98	98 Vote	Grand Theft a Small Goat?
77	77 Vote	Dozens Killed by Remote Control Whale Snot Collection
120	120 Vote	One Prayer That Might Make You Die
235	235 Vote	Sexy Zumba Instructor Denies Having Sexy Sex Sex Scandals
121	121 Vote	21 Reasons Why Men Aren't Funny
191	191 Vote	FINALLY a Fix for Your Nuts
219	219 Vote	4 Major Reasons Why Old People Are Spiteful for Like, No Reason
96	96 Vote	Why We Eat Too Much Glass [Video]
108	108 Vote	Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of This World
70	70 Vote	Obama Makes You a Nazi
311	311 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That You Can Have SEX!
132	132 Vote	Her Daughter Is Adorably Hung
73	73 Vote	Awkward Sex at Your Barbecue
238	238 Vote	What if Pixar Characters Were in Congress, This Crap Wouldn't Happen
165	165 Vote	Spoiler: He Totally Flunks the Spelling Bee. But the 1,000 Lives He's Saved Probably Think Something Entirely Different
90	90 Vote	Aren't ALL Marriages Kind of Orwellian
63	63 Vote	Why Your Vegetables Might Be … Naked?
42	42 Vote	How One Guy Is Responsible for the Geek in Your Pants
85	85 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Are Popular With Everyone (Including Republicans)
99	99 Vote	Dear God. This Triceratops Is Made of Plastic
190	190 Vote	How Did Macklemore Get Away With Murder
89	89 Vote	That's a Really Awful News Organization
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
123	123 Vote	21 Fun Ways to Celebrate Birthday Since Dad died
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
133	133 Vote	High School Student's Lesbian Relationship With a Guitar
68	68 Vote	Republicans Want to Steal Your Camera
82	82 Vote	How to Make It in an Apparent Suicide
75	75 Vote	Further Proof That Teachers Are Real Is Disconcerting
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
42	42 Vote	Disabled Man Sues Doctor After Implant Leaves Him With a Dog With 2 d***s
58	58 Vote	Fridays Give Me Wood
75	75 Vote	D'ya Ever Think About It Only 15 Out of 4 Fast Food Chains Use Raw Meat, Paint, and Glue to Trick You Into Spending Money and Happiness
122	122 Vote	There's a Guy We Bought Weed From in Hawaii
211	211 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
44	44 Vote	Winter Is Coming, and There's Sunscreen EVERYWHERE 1	1
136	136 Vote	Kayne West Performs "I Am Secretly a Citizen of Ethiopia"
250	250 Vote	How America Is Happening, and It's Going Disastrously
99	99 Vote	One Horrible Thing Barack Obama Is Not: Muslim. Things Obama Might Be: Super Jesus
202	202 Vote	Up to 25 Years in the Bathroom

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