Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

90	90 Vote	Uh Oh: The U.S. To Have babies
51	51 Vote	Sorry, Astronauts: It's Impossible to Watch the Olympics
84	84 Vote	Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
108	108 Vote	Kathie Lee Gives an Impassioned Speech About Feminism Gone Wrong -- Breaks Bones, Poops Pants
46	46 Vote	25 Easy Party Dips You Can Eat Without Dying
56	56 Vote	Over-Aged Bully Tries to Rap and Actually Makes It Look Satanic and Lame 2	2
91	91 Vote	Your Strategy Guide to Puberty
63	63 Vote	Watch a Water Droplet Grow a Thick, Thorny Bramble Bush of Pubes
326	326 Vote	History May Not Have Happened
363	363 Vote	How to Make Sense
42	42 Vote	That Awkward Person at Panera Bread
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
109	109 Vote	Science Says Drinking Is Fine for Your Infant Cyborg-In-Training
90	90 Vote	You'll Never Be in the Future
71	71 Vote	Porn Star Wars?
64	64 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death in the Capitol
5	5 Vote	House Democrats Push Military Not to Buy Pot. Wait What?
178	178 Vote	New Xbox One Consoles Come With a Giant, Exploding Penis Pump
158	158 Vote	32 Pictures of My Couch
157	157 Vote	The Westboro Baptist Church May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
8	8 Vote	Hey Man, You're a Two-Faced Bitch
238	238 Vote	Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart
139	139 Vote	Sex Is Like Finding a Unicorn
53	53 Vote	Check Out the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten
54	54 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless 2	2
389	389 Vote	8 Ways to Eat Garbage 1	1
83	83 Vote	Bring the Robot Uprising to Your Prom
109	109 Vote	Fuck All These Things. Did You?
94	94 Vote	This Lady Has 277 Christmas Trees in Her Hair
182	182 Vote	Is College Worth It, or Just Partial Bullshit?
56	56 Vote	Why Do Your Google Search Results Imply You Were Born Before 1980
125	125 Vote	Dance Your Crappy Week Away With Murder
81	81 Vote	The Disturbing Invention of Paper
61	61 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Rhetorical Question That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
280	280 Vote	I'd Like to Be Stopped
52	52 Vote	Dear Advertisers: Please Stop Telling the Truth
70	70 Vote	Porcupine Named Kemosabe Eats a $145 Bowl of Oatmeal
249	249 Vote	Republicans Blame Democrats for Republican Soul Sacrifice
144	144 Vote	We've Seen Gravity and It's Time We Address the Problem
692	692 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches

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