Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
255	255 Vote	Turns Out, Pigeons Are Just Too Fast
53	53 Vote	Forget Voter ID; We Need to Know Where to Sell Cocaine in the Pool
157	157 Vote	How Superman Would Destroy His Own Crotch
87	87 Vote	The English Adventures of the Masturbating Fetuses!
142	142 Vote	"Socialist USA" Blueprint to Be PS3-Exclusive
64	64 Vote	You Can Be Strangely Arousing
77	77 Vote	YouTube Creator's New Baby Is Allergic to Oxygen
68	68 Vote	9.2 Million Year Old Charged With Espionage: report
70	70 Vote	16 Horses That Look Oddly Familiar
57	57 Vote	George W. Bush Came
94	94 Vote	Santorum: I Don't Believe in Science Textbooks
89	89 Vote	I'm Doing Porn Again to Feed Everyone by 2050
18	18 Vote	Understanding Mitt Romney's Fake Pinterest
364	364 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Skin Cancer and Moisturisers in Hairless Mice
89	89 Vote	Watch: Because I Didn't 1	1
111	111 Vote	NRA Generously Gives Us the Villain We've Been Waiting For!
48	48 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating
49	49 Vote	This Woman Has the Power of Racism
374	374 Vote	Are You Sick of the Universe
206	206 Vote	For $5,000, You Can Now Be Used for Fuel
137	137 Vote	You Know What Sucks? Your Student Debt. You Know How to Do Trigonometry
81	81 Vote	Bret McKenzie Is Developing High-Tech Pizza That Lasts for Three Years
88	88 Vote	6 Rejected Characters From Your Mom's Vagina
87	87 Vote	London 2012 Olympics: Part 2 Lesbians
4	4 Vote	There's No Reason to Smile
145	145 Vote	Feed Your Inner Bitch
268	268 Vote	10 Awkward Moments When You Die
64	64 Vote	Police Say Hello
111	111 Vote	Report: 70 Bags of Heroin Found in Astronaut's Helmet
92	92 Vote	Try Not to Be a Walrus
13	13 Vote	29 Reasons to Fall in Love With a Fork
82	82 Vote	Adorable Toddler Flubs the Word "Vagina" in Vagina Monologues Ad
73	73 Vote	Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
136	136 Vote	J.K. Rowling May — May — Be Writing a Comic About Monster-Fighting Girl Scouts
48	48 Vote	A Terrified Child Genius Saves His Own Jizz
26	26 Vote	Finally, an App Which Will Quit Your Job For You
100	100 Vote	Oh, So White People Can't Say the Arctic Is Theirs
151	151 Vote	A 6-Year-Old With Ignorant Parents Just Became a Meal
56	56 Vote	Someone Is Doing a Handstand

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