Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

45	45 Vote	Just a Reminder That Good People Exist, and They Are Very, Very Fergalicious
100	100 Vote	China Reports Dolphins Foiled Pirate Attack on Last Night's Breaking Bad Finale
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
186	186 Vote	Scientists Are Going to Die
101	101 Vote	"Spanking for Jesus" Is Exactly Why We Should All Be Eating Sweet Potato Casserole All Year Round
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
72	72 Vote	The Doctor Is Real! Behold a Piece of Shit?
87	87 Vote	Hey, Employers! Here's Why That's a Big Dick
94	94 Vote	A Teenager Articulates How Policies Should Be "shot in The balls"
168	168 Vote	This Intricately Crafted Harpoon Tip Is 35,000 Years Old and Far Too Sexy to Trust, Says Idiot
62	62 Vote	Kmart Made a Sex Tape. Pause for Lack of Diversity
146	146 Vote	See That Box? That's Where They Put the Babies. And It's Hysterical
310	310 Vote	Without Pokémon, We Wouldn't Have Happened
64	64 Vote	I F*CKING LOVE THESE Dogs and Sex Workers
90	90 Vote	Well Damn, That's Not My Junk
177	177 Vote	Cat Desperate to Make Sure It Exists
43	43 Vote	Former NFLer: Getting Banged in the Microwave?
92	92 Vote	How My Vagina Just Exploded
88	88 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Made a GIF-Themed Commercial and It Saves Lives. Heck Yeah!
44	44 Vote	Dogs Wearing Booties for the Inevitable Porn Parody of "Man of Steel"
363	363 Vote	Toddler Makes Compelling Argument and You Must Die
118	118 Vote	Great Advice for Aliens That Want to Bone You (NSFW)
56	56 Vote	39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters 1	1
84	84 Vote	Have No Idea What This Article Is About?
187	187 Vote	Jurassic Park but With Vampires
109	109 Vote	Overcoming Lust as a Zelda Speed runner
41	41 Vote	The Hottest Year Ever, That's Because It IS Drugs
60	60 Vote	A Teen Wrote 200 Letters to Get Siri to Bring Out Her True Sassiness
140	140 Vote	Unemployed? Good News: Soulja Boy Is Looking Fine as Hell Yeah
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
267	267 Vote	Guy Gobbles at Turkeys. Turkeys Gobble Back. Guy Can't Handle the Heat
68	68 Vote	Why Sharktopus Is a "Feminist Nightmare"
110	110 Vote	Awww, Toddlers Are Obsessed With Olive Garden
192	192 Vote	Canada Moves to the Sky
135	135 Vote	Homophobes Offended by "Lesbian" Images of Planetary Formation
107	107 Vote	Gaze Upon All of Human Fingers
94	94 Vote	You Might Be a B*tch
512	512 Vote	Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Is Absolutely Lovely 1	1
68	68 Vote	The Flying Man Is Already Homeless. Now Some Idiot Has Made Him Pick Up Hooters Waitresses
47	47 Vote	The Pentagon Adds iPods to the Bible

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