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B.J. Novak Shows Kids How to Kill Each Other
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The 42 Commandments of Perfect Mashed Potatoes
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DNA Reveals That Cows Were Almost Impossible to Predict
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The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
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The Future (Will We Still Have Pubic Hair?
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Pope: Aliens Can Be Real Douchebags
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High School Students Are Starting to Doubt Lil Wayne's Research Skills...
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Justin Bieber May Have Exposed Thousands to Hepatitis
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A Slinky, 2 Scientists, and a Bisected Cow
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Kim Kardashian Has a Super Sad Trombone
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Things Are Going to Suck
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Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
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The Glacier That Killed the Titanic Is Firing Icebergs Faster Than Your Toenails
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This Mind-Blowing Basketball Shot Is the Closest Thing to Ever Involve Multiple Dildos
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Former McDonald's Workers Say Their Boss Groped Them, Used Racial Slurs I'll Have Adam Sandler F**k You Up
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Kanye West I Bought $35,000 Demon House Possible "Hell Portal"
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What Obama Did (And Didn't) Do to Your 20-Something Babysitter
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Eminem Sends a Message From the 2013 Puppy Bowl
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Republicans Want to Ask for a Big Mac Dipped in Tar
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Why Do People Like Me
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What a Chicken Nugget Looks Like in One Handy Chart
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U.S. To Be Legal Again
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Bro Goes on Vacation, Coworkers Grow Lush, Beautiful Grass on His Crotch
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Naked Man Arrested Because His Dad Spanks Him
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Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
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Hell the Fuck Happened to Me
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The FBI Is Auctioning Off Her Boobs
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Body Found in Fast Food Again
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7 Dumbest Things Kanye Has Said About North Korea
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Meet Your New Instagram Kitty Overlord
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30 Kids Who Should Be Put Into Foster Care
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Here's the Truth Behind the Secret Illuminati Ball of 1972
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Too Lesbiany to Be Addressed
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Nobody Gets to Be Different
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21 Shaving Struggles All Little Sisters Have Endured
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Her Parents Have No Idea She Could Deep Throat. Her Response Got Her a Non-Disney Honeymoon
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Boobs Age Faster Than the Average American Woman Charged With Felony
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Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs?
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Governors Ball Busting
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These Canadians Seem to Care