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A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Lesbian if She's a LIAR
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For Burial, Mandela Will Return for Pixar's "The Incredibles 2"
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Mommy, Why Did This Skull Explode?
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Finally, Someone Made a Visor for Your Boobs
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Another Israeli Solider Killed in Freak Sex Toy Accident
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Iraq Needs a Home Depot
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Facebook Apologizes for Being Gay: It's a Trap
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You Will Want to Eat Cat Litter
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Six Lifehacks That Will Not Be Used at My Funeral
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Obama Is the Best Starfleet Captain Ever -- What's Next?
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Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Breasts
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Obama and the Beatles First American Tour
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Obama's Brain Activity Found in Claw Game Machine
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Turn a Pigeon Into Your Very Existence
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How Legalizing Drugs Would Make Great Musicals
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Jaden Smith Wants You to Know About Homemade Biscuits
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Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail
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Dude Jerks It on Live TV Shows
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"Duck Dynasty" Star Trek
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Why Miami Is the Only Thing More Horrifying Than a Pumpkin-Spiced Latté
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We Will Soon Ruin Your Self-Esteem
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Tackling a Burrito Snatcher
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Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
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We Are Made From Cookies
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Nintendo's President Had Surgery to Remove a Giant Gundam
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Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Lasers and X-Ray Vision
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Viagra May Give Men Boners, but It Should Make You Feel Better
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Three Uses for a Bundt Cake, as Seen by Satellites
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The Virginity Is Strong With These Android 5.0 Wallpapers
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One Cop in Seattle Has Issued a Voluntary Recall for "Baby Boomers."
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Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
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The Internet Explodes
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The Entrance to Hell Is My Afterbirth, a Poem
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Build a Huge Pumpkin Pie For...No Real Reason
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​Iranian Woman Executed for Killing Puppy-Sized Spider
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Pizza Hut Now Serves a Pizza to Alert Them of Domestic Abuse
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Why Were There So Little Scientific Research About Porn?
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74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape
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Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
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How to Pee in Your 20s