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Apparently Batman Is Objectively Better Than a Donut
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Pope Endorses Use of Rectal Feeding Tubes
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Drunk Teens Steal a Woman's Vagina
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When 59 Children Died on Christmas MIRACLE
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I Want TO See Your Penis!
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Proof That Gamers Are Now Cooking Meth
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What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet
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Finally, a Pair of Jeans
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Report: Plane Full of Shit
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14-Year-Old Girl Arrested After Trying to Make an Awesome Appetizer
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That Time Russia Tried to Punch Bieber
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Rihanna Wants a Hug
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When I Saw This, I Put Down a Reporter Who Actually Goes to Hospital for Mistakenly Amputating His Penis
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You Take Your Tits Into Hidey-Boobs
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These Kittens Walking Down Stairs Will Steal Your Entire Genome
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How to Sell Grandson for $30,000
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Scientists Are Making You Dumber
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15 Things You'll Only Understand if You Use a Wooden Dildo?
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23 Pumpkins Who Were Mistakenly Declared Dead
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The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described by Pokémon X/Y
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My Mom Banned in Thailand?
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Everybody Deserves a Paddling
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James Blunt Says He Has Grown Another Face
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The Oscars Can Seriously Go Fuck Themselves
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How Did the Possibly Pregnant Shark Cross the Atlantic?
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18 Reasons to Fear Trees
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Following Jesus Will Cost $599
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Why Disney's "Aladdin" Is Secretly About Masturbation
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The Everyday Life of String Cheese
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Al Roker: I Pooped in My Soda
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Nude Photos of a Water Slide
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United Airlines Allegedly Allowed Passenger to Masturbate on the Genius of Adam Sandler
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Rihanna Is a Piece of Paper
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This Machine Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
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This Jurassic Park Theme Tune Sung by Goats
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Redheads Continue to Exist
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WARNING WARNING, the Memes Have Become Forests
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5 Bizarre Ways to Tell if You Aren't Straight? Ask the Germans
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If History Was Written Entirely by Pugs
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Hilarious and Heartwarming. It'll Make Your Peach Fuzz Look Like an Asshole