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Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC
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Hear "Weird Al" Qaeda
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Please Do Not Exist
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Congratulations on the Dong
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Please Give a Shit
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Revealed: White House Infested With Demons
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Technically, Earth Does Not Exist
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
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Sorry Mario, Your Princess Is in Shambles
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Move Over Harambe, Beloved Rhino Slaughtered in a Theater Packed Full With Children
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America Is a Little Weird
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It's Not the Only Ass That I Have
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Why I Think We All Are NPCs
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Try Not Being a Shithead
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Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be a Goddamn Problem
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Men Just as Gross as They Sound
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So I Woke Up in Flames
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Man Stabbed to Death by Suicide Prevention
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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Click This for Almost Zero Dollars
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Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch
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"Star Wars" Fans Should Be Jailed
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People Talking About That Ass
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Five Unusual Ways You Can Suck My Dick
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How to Cook the Perfect Toilet Paper
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THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train
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Miley Cyrus Goes to War With North Korea
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How to Avoid Socializing
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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We've Built a Robot Child That Can Kill Pedestrians
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Trump Says He'll Rap About Fortnite at GDC Panel
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Why Arnold Schwarzenegger Isn't Appearing in Ed Edd N Eddy