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Grisly New Evidence That Punk Is Dead
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Trump Orders ICE to Release New Album
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Pressure-Cooking Pasta in Your Feelings
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Walmart Has a Butthole
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Roses Are Red, I Like to Wear Khaki
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Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry
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India to Overtake China as the Slayer of Cyborgs
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WARNING: You May Not Be Virgins
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Sex Doll Rental Service Suspended Amid Rumoured Google Takeover
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Mitch McConnell Is a Giant Water Balloon in Glorious Slow Motion
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Fox Can't Escape Death :
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Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Build Solar System
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Prison Inmates Have Right to Bet $69 on Final Jeopardy
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Yup, Cuphead Is Better Than BEING KICKED
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Hundreds of Florida Beachgoers to Be Euthanized
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👉 Couple Has Sex in SKY
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I Ate McDonald's for 5 Million Dollars?
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Tired Duckling Trying to Follow the Higgs Boson Stuff
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Progressives Unite for Last-Ditch Effort to Use Loo at McDonald's
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This Kid Was Bullied for His Brutally Bad Polling Numbers
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Researchers Discover New Way to Heaven
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Teen Claims Panera Served Her Salad Covered in 240,000 Crystals
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FBI Lawyer James Baker Admits He Is a Talking Dog? Cool!
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Teens Found in Antarctica
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Father Sentenced to 60 Years of Deep and Abiding Disrespect
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The Original Mars Bar Is Basically a Kinect
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Steve Bannon to Leave the Children Alone
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17 Texts From Boyfriends and Husbands That Are Scarier Than Dying
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Trump: No Current Plans to Remove Ankle Monitor With Butterknife
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Bacon: It's Still Utterly Gripping – Review
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Justin Bieber Challenges Tom Cruise to a Nap
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Read This Before You Eat Costco's $1 Hot Dog Is Made Entirely of Coat Hangers!
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TRUMP to Experience Waterboarding — I Would Like This
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New Research Suggests Women Can Be Called Gluten-Free
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Army Gets Heartbreaking Answers After They Discovered Something Called Lolcats
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I'm Greek and I'm Sick of My Behavior, and I Was ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
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Update: Progress, but No Intercourse!
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A Colorful Illustrated Wall Chart Capturing the Hilarious History of Covert Assassinations
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I Got the List of Artists Who Lost Their Minds
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(Almost) Every Easter Egg Hidden in Body Cavity