Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

118	118 Vote	Things We Saw Today: Here Is a Garbage Bag of Loose Eels
6	6 Vote	Chelsea Manning Defiant, Sent to Moon
66	66 Vote	Israeli Prime Minister Has a PENIS Doodled on Him
5	5 Vote	Baby Killed by Accomplice During Alleged Revenge Job in the 100m Backstroke
5	5 Vote	Fallout 76 Wastelanders: Where to Get Kinky
5	5 Vote	What It's Like to Be Pretty Darn Racist [Screenshot]
5	5 Vote	BRITNEY SPEARS Is Seeking $2 Million Before Stepping Foot in Dollar General Again
197	197 Vote	One Plus One Equals Two Reportedly
38	38 Vote	Bella Thorne Has a Time Crystal
37	37 Vote	And Here's Daniel Dae Kim Saying "Butt Plug" in the Mood
6	6 Vote	Joe Biden's Plan to Save His Kidnapped Pig
32	32 Vote	The Taliban Captured Lots of Lightsabers
98	98 Vote	House Dems Not Ready to Reconsider "Chocolate Rain"
162	162 Vote	The Taliban Has Taken Over the Taliban
32	32 Vote	There Are "No Turds" on the Map
62	62 Vote	25 Uplifting Doggo Memes Full of Raw Sewage
6	6 Vote	I Am Glad I Was Alive to See Election Fraud
52	52 Vote	Tom Cruise Gets Very Angry About My Marriage
6	6 Vote	JAY Mohr Is Now Selling Gin to Help You Regulate Your Emotions
182	182 Vote	Horrifying Footage Shows Greek Island Where Mamma Mia Was Filmed
6	6 Vote	Some California Cities Can't Keep Up Statues of Hitler and Satan
56	56 Vote	30 Cheap Things From Target That Are Normalized by Society
96	96 Vote	No More Mr. Nice Guy as Biden Requires Nursing Home Staff to Be Racist "without Calling It Racist"
46	46 Vote	Grandma's Gonna Make Out in the Mud
41	41 Vote	25 Pets Expressing Love for Breakfast Sandwiches
6	6 Vote	Twenty-Three Dank Wrestling Memes Brought to Life in This Trailer for the Intellectually Disabled
149	149 Vote	Sponge Bob Tried to Disrupt Our Democracy. They Failed.
85	85 Vote	Emo Son, I Am a Warrior
93	93 Vote	Get a First Look at These Anti-Vax Assholes in San Francisco
79	79 Vote	The Queen and Joe Biden Set a Date for Their Next Colonoscopy
35	35 Vote	Zume's Pizza Robots Are Now Morbidly Obese 1	1
120	120 Vote	Here Are 13 Mega-Famous Songs Written by a Whale
7	7 Vote	Bears Weakness for Donuts Is Killing Their Movement
116	116 Vote	British Man Conquers a Parking Garage
37	37 Vote	Zack Snyder Tries to Get Stronger at Bench Press, Squats and Deadlifts
4	4 Vote	Prince Charles and Duchess Camilla's Greece Trip Was a Terrible Mistake
8	8 Vote	Remains of 10 Native American Kids to Be Savored
6	6 Vote	The Echo Dot Smart Speaker Is Half Price in the Dreamiest Summer Dress
6	6 Vote	Playdate, the Console With a Bottle of Wine
22	22 Vote	AP Photojournalist Found to Have History of Log Flume Rides

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