Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

46	46 Vote	Elvis Presley Was Actually Raised by Wolves
109	109 Vote	Stop Dicking About in My Head
5	5 Vote	Eva Mendes Jokes Parenting Is Like a Penis
63	63 Vote	A True Gentleman Never Nipple Shames a Lady Gaga
49	49 Vote	Parachuting Santa Gets Stuck in Suez Canal
181	181 Vote	Enough Fentanyl to Kill a Mockingbird
2	2 Vote	People Are Looking at My Breasts
525	525 Vote	Everyone on Twitter Suspended 1	1
112	112 Vote	13 Hauntingly Beautiful Photos of People Kissing While Wearing Skin-Tight Pants
58	58 Vote	This Thrifty Dad Bought a Washing Machine and Can't Control the Machine 1	1
114	114 Vote	Should You Drizzle Ranch on Your iPad 1	1
146	146 Vote	The Internet Will Make You Uncomfortable
135	135 Vote	Ringo Starr Has a New Enemy: Sonic the Hedgehog
78	78 Vote	A Soothing Selection of Impressive Hats!
27	27 Vote	Lessons on Child Care, From the Kabul Airport
106	106 Vote	Paris Hilton Will Hit a Truly Insane 273 MPH
4	4 Vote	Homosexuality Doesn't Have a Headphone Jack (2020)
129	129 Vote	If I Can't Have Love, I Want Power Grids
49	49 Vote	Vaccinations Are Rising, Even in Claymation
35	35 Vote	The Reds (Remember Them?) Are Going to Have AOC Murdered
6	6 Vote	Mike Richards Is Apologizing for Stuff He Said on His New Tongue Tattoo
49	49 Vote	For Climate Day, Shirtless Joe Biden Misspells "dimensia"
110	110 Vote	Biden Wants to Slip You Some Tongue
5	5 Vote	General Motors Plans to Apologize for Homophobic Comments
6	6 Vote	Lobster Diver Survives Being Swallowed Whole by a Young Willy Wonka
22	22 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Accused of Sexually Harassing Batboy
18	18 Vote	Former Strictly Star Clara Amfo Has Very Few Talents
27	27 Vote	Rachel Weisz Is Playing Out Largely as Bernie Sanders Predicted
78	78 Vote	Pelosi Outlines 48-Hour Deadline to accept New Facebook Terms or Be Killed
41	41 Vote	Couple Split Opinion With Two-Ingredient Oreo Sushi Recipe
57	57 Vote	GOP Lawmakers Call for Measures to Manage Capybaras
3	3 Vote	New Findings Reveal Humans Have Been "debunked"
49	49 Vote	Russia to Expel Russian Diplomats, Calls UN Session
5	5 Vote	If You're Tired of Water Pie
66	66 Vote	We Finally Got a Billy Joel Tattoo: Why? 2	2
139	139 Vote	Tom Hanks Has Been Sneakily Tracking You for Days
5	5 Vote	Trump Is Making a Sci-Fi Western Dracula
70	70 Vote	Pay-Per-Poop: A History of JNCO Jeans
4	4 Vote	7 Ways to Get Rid of ICE Cream and Onion Potato Salad
51	51 Vote	Nicki Minaj Announces She's Pregnant With Her First Pregnancy

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