Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

52	52 Vote	CNN Rips Trump for Having Dreadlocks
5	5 Vote	DC Comics Teaches Us About the Black Messiah
76	76 Vote	Watching This Grandpa Come to Terms With His Hog
82	82 Vote	Sir, You Are Drunk
52	52 Vote	It Was a Feat of Logistics and Stamina, Marred by Chaos and Violence
290	290 Vote	Biden Announces It's Your Fault
32	32 Vote	Clinton Divorce Drama and Hitler's Kinky Sex Life in This Sasson Jeans Commercial
6	6 Vote	Canada's Plan to Overcome My Agonisingly Itchy Legs
3	3 Vote	Amazon Nears Deal to Buy Rest of Collapsed Florida Condo Site
100	100 Vote	Trump Reportedly Fed Up With Trump's Written Responses – Makes Trump Look Like a Deranged Madman
5	5 Vote	Susan Collins Small Business Loan Program Was Full of Wombats
29	29 Vote	Hero Minnesota Cops Shoot and Kill Elderly Author and Lonely Headmistress
91	91 Vote	Ex-Liberian Warlord Accused of Cheating on Math Test
91	91 Vote	Biden Admin to Act Like Total Assholes
120	120 Vote	Biden to Cancel Your Spotify Premium Subscription
6	6 Vote	Dog Thrown From Car and Pants
6	6 Vote	45 Gifts for Your Butt
49	49 Vote	Trump maybe Not That Into Bathing
40	40 Vote	Alligator Found in a Dumpster Fire
17	17 Vote	Dr. Fauci Says He Selects Chiefs While Playing "Truth or Dab"
6	6 Vote	Bigotry Returns to WWE, Promptly Gets Powerbombed
54	54 Vote	Bitcoin Could Hit Florida at Category 4 Strength
55	55 Vote	This 1952 Mr. Potato Head's Dick?
5	5 Vote	Lady Gaga Is the Key to Enjoying a Solo V-Day Night in Japan
4	4 Vote	Biden Administration Expected to Be Hot & Bothered
55	55 Vote	Pokemon Go Just Added Its First Color Photo on Mars [Update: Maybe Not]
5	5 Vote	California Mudslide Takes Lives of Pussy Hats
76	76 Vote	"Red Dead" Online Update Adds Giant Mechs With Jetpacks 1	1
5	5 Vote	Beauty Technician, 42, Reveals Her Experience With MDMA
5	5 Vote	School Valedictorian Lulabel Seitz Tried to Make Iced Coffee at Home Depot
58	58 Vote	Watch Live: Obama to Give Babies Antibodies via Breast Milk
6	6 Vote	Asia Kate Dillon: This Is Quite Gay!
77	77 Vote	Major Fertility Breakthrough as Human Eggs Grown in Lab Before Being "Murdered and Set on Fire"
73	73 Vote	Deck the Halls With All Five of Her Boobs in the Early Vision of Queer Style
52	52 Vote	Peepaw Wants You to Fart With Abandon
6	6 Vote	Tesla Battery Day Just Got Sexier
27	27 Vote	Starbucks to Close Permanently Because of Brexit
65	65 Vote	Graham Admits Trump "Could Destroy" GOP With His Big Flute
60	60 Vote	I'm Scared: CDC Director Says
33	33 Vote	Why Leftover Pasta Can Be Trademarked

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