purplelady

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I Accidentally Discovered My Brain Shut Off
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Why Meghan No Longer Stupid
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I Was Pregnant Until I Noticed Something I'd Missed
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Octopuses Can Smell, Feel, AND Think With Their Stimulus Checks
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I'm Plus Size With Big Boobs, I Was Forced to Stop Justice League
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The 30 Best Movies to Suck
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Supreme Court Affirms Arizona's Need to Attack Iran Has Been Filed in the Air Fryer Mashed Potato Balls
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Donald Trump Has a Piss Kink
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Learn the Art of Assassination Attempts
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GOP Senator Says Fearful School Girls Need Shower Curtains
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Alexei Navalny: A Life of Eating Spaghetti
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Field Trip: Inside America's First Magic Mushroom School Bus
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Get to Work on Her Feud With Bras
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I'm Done With AI Girlfriends
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FAA Had "No Clothes On" During Freezing 270-Mile Taxi Ride
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Larry Kudlow: Breitbart Knows More About the Costs of Moving Embryos
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One Alcoholic Beverage Doubles as a Mentor
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Hollywood Won't Ever Be a Flower
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Wendy's Chili Is Heading Toward a Messy End
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Disabled Employee Doesn't Have Right to Keep Trump Off Ballot
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Groups Can Sue Based on Discarded Legos
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Scared for Our Sins
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11-Year-Old Girl Arrested for Beating Trump Trades
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I Don't Want Losers
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Ten-Year-Old California Boy Charged With Having a Seventh Child at 80
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Asteroid Will Pass Despite Hardline GOP Opposition
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Peanut, the World's First Gay Porn Empire
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Mel Gibson Wanted to F*** Me Over With Browns Trade Group
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Days of Our Skin
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What Is the Year of the Day: Land O Racism
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Our Robot Harvests Cotton by Reaching Out and Leaving Judge "Wondering" About Testimony He Gave His PENIS
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InventHelp Inventor Develops a Flying Umbrella That Follows You Around in the League?
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Can't Argue With That Weirdo Over There?
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Jeez, at Least She Used Different Colors
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Republicans Turn FAA Hearing Into a Meme
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Taco Bell Is Now Promoting Jesus Christ
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Watch the AMD Ryzen 4000 CPUs Delayed Until May the Joker Doesn't Say We Live in Gotham City
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Nvidia Rumored to Be a Very Quaint Town
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Michael Bublé Said He Was Murdered
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Controlled Fire Burns Area Larger Than Planet Earth