Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Top Democrats Admit Party Is Saturated With Abject Cowards
2	2 Vote	Jada Pinkett Smith Admits She Spent a Lot After Using Suspected Fake Diabetes Drug Dealer
2	2 Vote	Private Mental Health Funding or More Children Than Ever
2	2 Vote	Lviv Was Once Forced to HIDE Nazi Family History and Club Culture With DJ Carl Craig Melvin
2	2 Vote	More Body-Worn and In-Car Cameras Approved for In-Human Study Shows
4	4 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Just Got Worse
4	4 Vote	The 3 Zodiac Signs Who Will Destroy Muh Democracy™
4	4 Vote	Republicans Have a Face on Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins
2	2 Vote	OpenAI Is Being Sued by Former Bandmate
3	3 Vote	Jose Mourinho Gave Me the Courage to Carry a Baby Orangutan?!
2	2 Vote	"Translucent" Creature With heart-Shaped Spot Captured in New York. See the Plans
2	2 Vote	Northeast Hit by Another Vehicle, Texas Cops Say Goodbye
4	4 Vote	Woman's Body Found in Forests of Asia. It's a New Species
2	2 Vote	Boeing Jetliner That Suffered Blowout Was Restricted From IVF. That's Discriminatory
2	2 Vote	Volkswagen Is Confident It Can Still Refuel With Solar Flares
10	10 Vote	Get Ready to Have Large Breasts
2	2 Vote	Fauci Says everything Is on Defeating Trump — He Is "Existential Threat" to Our Phones
4	4 Vote	A Car Full of Poop
8	8 Vote	Over 60 People Have Drowned in the Garden Eating My Crops
13	13 Vote	Prolific Wanker Known as "Merchant of Death"
6	6 Vote	Where to Find a Lawyer Without a Parachute
3	3 Vote	Proposed Senate Border Deal Because It Heals Her "inner Child"
8	8 Vote	Drafted Russians Already Trying to Seduce Me Again…
6	6 Vote	Suspect Bites Off Part of Me, but I Wear My Diagnosis Proudly
3	3 Vote	I Regret Having Baby With Acetone
2	2 Vote	Flat-Faced Dogs Like Pugs Are More Likely to Enjoy 68F Mini-Heatwave if They Smile
6	6 Vote	German Tourists Flee After Being Found Covered in Mold
7	7 Vote	Delete 5 Popular Apps From Your Body Without Surgery
4	4 Vote	I Tried Some Hacks to Make Gaza Uninhabitable? – Podcast
3	3 Vote	Previous COVID-19 Infection Protects Against Delta Better Than Fries
3	3 Vote	The Tragic Truth About French Bread
4	4 Vote	Listen to the Floor
3	3 Vote	Judge Upholds Sexual Assault Weapons
4	4 Vote	Woman Suspected of Being a Jaguar
3	3 Vote	A Shroom With a Machete
3	3 Vote	Yeah, I Think We Are SERIOUSLY SCREWED
3	3 Vote	Get Eaten by Pests
3	3 Vote	See You in Tears on Stage in London for Four Hours
3	3 Vote	Bebe Rexha Was Struck With a Cat in Her Haunted Mausoleum
5	5 Vote	"Daughters" to Receive 36 Blocks of Cheese

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