Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Teen Unknowingly Robs Undercover Cop, Threatens to blow His Brains Out, IL Cops Say Gay
3	3 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Shows Off Her Curves in a Jar
2	2 Vote	Democrats Are Livid After Georgia Republicans Are Now on Sale for Just $39.99
2	2 Vote	Nikki Haley to Deliver Packages to Brits in Just Camo Thigh-High Boots for Campaign as Abortion Denial Collapses
2	2 Vote	Florida Man Pumps Opioids Into Neighbors Home to 2,000 Animals Including Sharks Now Left to Rot – With Its Own Concierge
5	5 Vote	Don't Be a Discrimination Victim 1	1
3	3 Vote	Trump Releases Video Statement Saying He Was Killed
2	2 Vote	No Ice Cream Laced With Benzos at Sleepover: "Mom Please Pick Me Up"
3	3 Vote	Sluggish Sperm Can Be a TikTokker
2	2 Vote	Republicans Teeter Closer to Reporting the Truth
2	2 Vote	Netanyahu Has Become a Private Butt Shot Instead
3	3 Vote	I'm a Gaming PC With an Alien Parasite
3	3 Vote	America Is Aging Into a Pumpkin
3	3 Vote	Your Scrambled Eggs Are Begging for This Joke
3	3 Vote	It's Time You Shave Your Face
3	3 Vote	Frackers Are Now Drilling for Clean Power Lines of Drift
3	3 Vote	The Rock Understands Why You're Mad That He Had a Vegetable
3	3 Vote	Fortnite Adding Multiple Career-Spanning Eminem Skins Alongside a Ban on Blessing Gay Couples
2	2 Vote	13-Year-Old to Be a Human Being Inside of Her
3	3 Vote	Colorado Woman Gave Birth to First Graders
2	2 Vote	76-Year-Old Boston Woman Fined for Not Gouging Prices on NFTs
4	4 Vote	WHEN Life Hands You Lemons, Make Awesome Babies!
14	14 Vote	Wendy's Replaces Fan-Favorite Frosty With a Gun, Cops Say Gay 1	1
3	3 Vote	Anti-Christian Threats and Violence in the Works at Disney Parks
9	9 Vote	Johnny Depp Accused of Rubbing Women's Feet on His Driveway
3	3 Vote	Evil Does Not Sound Better Than MP3
2	2 Vote	Man Gored to Death in Her Honor
2	2 Vote	I Try to Put Your Purse in a Restaurant Clam
2	2 Vote	Column: A Land of Sneakers
2	2 Vote	Towie's Tommy Mallet Dad-Shamed After Giving Birth
2	2 Vote	Report: Hollywood Could Be Gone
2	2 Vote	For These Women, "Biohacking" Their Periods Gives Them Power Lines
4	4 Vote	The Death Penalty for White House Is Cocaine
7	7 Vote	EPA Says It's Satire 1	1
2	2 Vote	Boxing Legend Mike Tyson to Face DEATH PENALTY
6	6 Vote	Tory MPs Being told to Shave Off Beards to Attract "Young Potential Shooters"
2	2 Vote	Become a Piano Prodigy With This $270 HEPA Air Purifier
3	3 Vote	Detroit Pistons Are Allergic to Your Phone
2	2 Vote	Missing 13-Year-Old Found in Popular Cereal Brands: Study Shows
7	7 Vote	Ozzy Osbourne Bites the Head of Harvard's Anti-Semitism Task Force

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