Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Even if You Are Ignorant and Know Nothing of Tan M&Ms
225	225 Vote	I Was Wrong, I'm Sorry and I Want a Shipload of Money Again
5	5 Vote	Astronomers Baffled to Find Out
5	5 Vote	In Which George Clooney and Sandy Bullock Go to Learn Something New
4	4 Vote	American Justice, Not a Ski Jumper Named Cunty Spunkfuckshitpiss
3	3 Vote	Has the Guts to Release Another Team Fortress 2 Update Next Month
244	244 Vote	IPCC Report: Humans Are Fucking Gross
199	199 Vote	19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings 1	1
248	248 Vote	Knee Highs, Thigh Highs, It's All About Exorcism
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
32	32 Vote	Obama Could Be Inkjet Printed
190	190 Vote	Wisconsin Is the Worst
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
154	154 Vote	No, Science Has Not Improved
230	230 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Look Stupid. From SPACE
160	160 Vote	Tumblr Thinks Everything Is Scary 1	1
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
298	298 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
421	421 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
200	200 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
735	735 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
411	411 Vote	Microsoft Releases Tool for Humans 3	3