Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
243	243 Vote	The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
47	47 Vote	Pixar Doesn't Make Sense
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
9	9 Vote	So You Married an Evil Dominatrix
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
508	508 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
239	239 Vote	Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway 1	1
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
222	222 Vote	Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
232	232 Vote	How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians 1	1
200	200 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
9	9 Vote	Hero Teens Find, Rescue Missing Girl After Placing Her in Cuffs & Rendering Her Helpless
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
85	85 Vote	Grumpy Cat Latest Non-Human Entity to Get HIV Tested
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
225	225 Vote	Your Baby Is Totally Dumb