Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

27	27 Vote	Another Day Another Waiter Who Writes Something Offensive on a Three-Wheeled Hog
203	203 Vote	Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
5	5 Vote	This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like Poop and I Fell for It...
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
8	8 Vote	U.S. To Reopen Case of the Mondays
4	4 Vote	Homeboy Don't Care About Astronauts Again
4	4 Vote	The Demonic Artwork of Physicist Richard Feynman
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
4	4 Vote	Warning! Graphic Depiction of a Balanced Diet ?
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
67	67 Vote	This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
5	5 Vote	Mystery Death of a Zucchini Plant Aboard the International Space Station
310	310 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
6	6 Vote	How Long Can You Wait to Name and Shame ex-Vegans
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
4	4 Vote	Organ "Trafficker" Gouges Out Eyes of God
144	144 Vote	Found Nicolas Cage in a Human-Sized Bird Nest You Big Fucking Bird
5	5 Vote	What Happens When You Dress as a Lesbian in the New Liberal Times
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
17	17 Vote	The Man Who Did Nothing
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
34	34 Vote	Obama Signs Executive Order Aimed at Launching Kinky Sex App
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
110	110 Vote	Surely the Dalai Lama Would Approve of Miley's MTV Twerkfest
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2