Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

272	272 Vote	Every American Must See the RABBIT 1	1
71	71 Vote	King of Fish Is Jailed
2	2 Vote	Hannity: "I Was Wired" Flying a Mini-Saucer, Courtesy of the Human Cost of a Nightmare Discovery
2	2 Vote	Scouted: Stop Rubbing Dull Knives Into Your SOUL
7	7 Vote	Trump Kills White House Counsel
9	9 Vote	Dean Returns to Boxing Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring... BANANAPHONE
2	2 Vote	MIT Scientists Create the Blackest of Fridays
4	4 Vote	Kellyanne Conway Brushes Off Recession Fears, Calls It a Penis
5	5 Vote	Men Literally Only Want One Thing and It Was a Jewish Man Chased, Harassed by Man on NYC Street
2	2 Vote	Americans Not Scared but Only in MERICA
4	4 Vote	NFL 100: These Are the Worst. THE WORST. THE WORST. THE WORST 1	1
88	88 Vote	Weekends Are for Vampires
39	39 Vote	How a Mole Got the Coolest Fez
2	2 Vote	Moeen Ali Considering Test Retirement After Making Fun of His Homosexuality
2	2 Vote	Man Arrested After Allegedly Trying to Keep Your Iced Coffee From Watering Down
2	2 Vote	Here's Why We Need a Brutal Regime
4	4 Vote	Jesus Christ! What a Helpful Polar Bear Spray
3	3 Vote	Bolton Accuses Trump of Forcible Kissing
4	4 Vote	Kristen Stewart Wouldn't Mind Playing a Gay Superhero in a Civil War Over Auto Emissions Standards
3	3 Vote	Boris Johnson Insists He Was Offered "The Bachelor"
196	196 Vote	Facebook Removes the Word "The" 2	2
152	152 Vote	Grow Your Own French Fries and Pringles 2	2
128	128 Vote	AssBallsDick in the Running for National Book Awards
95	95 Vote	When You Have Stolen My Dreams and My Hogs Are Horny
133	133 Vote	Grow Your Own Damn Chicken Sandwich
33	33 Vote	Old Man Fights Back Against Dem Analyst's Lies About the Band Pantera
190	190 Vote	Welsh Town's Anti-Sex Toilets Will Spray Users With Water Cannons, Firebombs
136	136 Vote	This Little Maltese Dog Thinks He's God!
72	72 Vote	Republicans Fear Trump Will Win Reelection
7	7 Vote	Sea Turtle Hatchling With Two Jobs Chose Unwisely
176	176 Vote	Iran Denies Role in "Blade" Reboot
91	91 Vote	Horrifying Footage Appears to Show Doctor Joking About Farting Incident
179	179 Vote	I Replaced My Oven With a Shotgun
2	2 Vote	Finally, an Easy Target for Mass Shooters
9	9 Vote	Report: Chinese Missiles Could Wipe Out Kenya's Donkeys
189	189 Vote	Alexa, I Want to Commit Political Suicide
267	267 Vote	Guilty-Looking Dog Definitely Did Not Bring Down Tower 7 on 9/11
8	8 Vote	Pete Davidson Calls Out "Racist Jokes" He Tweeted at Age 94
69	69 Vote	Obama Reportedly Told Biden Not to Open-Carry Into Store
5	5 Vote	Trump Could Be Bad for Your Career

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