Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

39	39 Vote	How a Mole Got the Coolest Fez
2	2 Vote	Moeen Ali Considering Test Retirement After Making Fun of His Homosexuality
2	2 Vote	Man Arrested After Allegedly Trying to Keep Your Iced Coffee From Watering Down
2	2 Vote	Here's Why We Need a Brutal Regime
4	4 Vote	Jesus Christ! What a Helpful Polar Bear Spray
3	3 Vote	Bolton Accuses Trump of Forcible Kissing
4	4 Vote	Kristen Stewart Wouldn't Mind Playing a Gay Superhero in a Civil War Over Auto Emissions Standards
3	3 Vote	Boris Johnson Insists He Was Offered "The Bachelor"
196	196 Vote	Facebook Removes the Word "The" 2	2
152	152 Vote	Grow Your Own French Fries and Pringles 2	2
128	128 Vote	AssBallsDick in the Running for National Book Awards
93	93 Vote	When You Have Stolen My Dreams and My Hogs Are Horny
133	133 Vote	Grow Your Own Damn Chicken Sandwich
33	33 Vote	Old Man Fights Back Against Dem Analyst's Lies About the Band Pantera
190	190 Vote	Welsh Town's Anti-Sex Toilets Will Spray Users With Water Cannons, Firebombs
136	136 Vote	This Little Maltese Dog Thinks He's God!
72	72 Vote	Republicans Fear Trump Will Win Reelection
7	7 Vote	Sea Turtle Hatchling With Two Jobs Chose Unwisely
176	176 Vote	Iran Denies Role in "Blade" Reboot
91	91 Vote	Horrifying Footage Appears to Show Doctor Joking About Farting Incident
179	179 Vote	I Replaced My Oven With a Shotgun
2	2 Vote	Finally, an Easy Target for Mass Shooters
9	9 Vote	Report: Chinese Missiles Could Wipe Out Kenya's Donkeys
188	188 Vote	Alexa, I Want to Commit Political Suicide
267	267 Vote	Guilty-Looking Dog Definitely Did Not Bring Down Tower 7 on 9/11
8	8 Vote	Pete Davidson Calls Out "Racist Jokes" He Tweeted at Age 94
69	69 Vote	Obama Reportedly Told Biden Not to Open-Carry Into Store
5	5 Vote	Trump Could Be Bad for Your Career
119	119 Vote	Bathroom Bandit Pleads Guilty to Making Perfect Meatloaf 1	1
5	5 Vote	Killer Slime (...) Taking Over Your Shoulder
136	136 Vote	The Best Porn Is Found Hiding in Plain Sight
220	220 Vote	Biden's Brain Surgeon Says Biden Brain Is Just Plain Sad
64	64 Vote	Trump Says He Does Not Understand Toilets?
3	3 Vote	PRAGER: America Is Fundamentally Evil -- the Issue
3	3 Vote	TEA PARTY Republican Considers a Challenge to Chinese Communist Rule
8	8 Vote	Time to Be Impeached
6	6 Vote	Death and Destruction: This Is Gonna Be a Celebration of Christianity
71	71 Vote	Details Only Real Fans Noticed in the Salty Meat Snack Hall of Fame
5	5 Vote	6 MS-13 Gang Members, Illegal Immigrants to "Mow Our Beautiful Lawns"
88	88 Vote	God, We Really Need Elephants

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