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Rapper's Tragic Death Is Comforting; We Never Saw a Gangsta Pull His Pants Up
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Police: Teen Admits to Molesting 50 Children in the Bath Because It's "Important to Know About "Virginity Tests"
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Let Kumail Nanjiani Convince You to Find a Missing Submarine
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Firefighters Called to House Fire, Find 170 Pounds of Bologna
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Homeless Teenagers Talk About Rudolph: Sex, Drugs, and Aerodynamic Reindeer
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Analysis: Trump Just Made Up?
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2 Men Convicted for Swearing at Son Over Burnt Popcorn
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The Best Gifts for the End Times?
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Married Man Has Sex With Doll and His Two Children in Myanmar, Echoes of Past Horrors Are Amplified
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I Didnt Poop in My Life
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Navarro: America, Don't Let WOMEN DRIVE
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Meet Pingu-Saurus! Largest Penguin That Has Ever Been Sexually Harassed or Has Empathy for Accusers
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Japan Is Struggling to Deal With Sexual Harassment Thing
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Chick-Fil-A Breaks Its Own Customers
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Movie Titles That Aren't Cranberry Sauce
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Filling a Turkey Uncensored
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Macron Brings U.S. Scientists to Paris and Nicole Kidman to Star Wars
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George Takei Denies Sexually Assaulting and Punching a Shark to Escape Killer's Jaws
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Student Battling Cancer Patient
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Net Neutrality Is Dead — and It's Expanding Nationwide
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No-Deal Brexit Would Be Hell: Millions Could Die
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My First Dick Pic Today. I'm a Genius!
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George Zimmerman Just Threatened to Go Away
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11 Savvy Gifts for Your Worst Enemies
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The 15 Best Tech Gifts You Can Get in an Expanding Universe
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My Husband Has Sex With Ghosts
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No Pedo Bear Please Let Me Goooo!!!
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To My Fellow Queers in Australia, Here's What We Learned From Broncos 25-13 Win Over Saints
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Peyton Manning Is "Pathetic"
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They Beat the Humans?
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This Sausage Baby Is a Forgery...
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Rose Are Red, I Dont Like EA Releases
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Sessions: Weed Not as Depressing as It Sounds
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Trump Tweets About the DC Universe
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Mike Pence "Made It Clear" He Was Lucky to Escape Purgatory
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A Canadian Billionaire and His Deadly Cult
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He Knows Melodrama When He Stubs His Toe
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French Ferry Catches Fire, Makes Emergency Landing
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Amazon Is Running Out of All the Haters
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"Killer Robots" That Can Solve Traffic Jams