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Chick-Fil-A Breaks Its Own Customers
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Movie Titles That Aren't Cranberry Sauce
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Filling a Turkey Uncensored
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Macron Brings U.S. Scientists to Paris and Nicole Kidman to Star Wars
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George Takei Denies Sexually Assaulting and Punching a Shark to Escape Killer's Jaws
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Student Battling Cancer Patient
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Net Neutrality Is Dead — and It's Expanding Nationwide
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No-Deal Brexit Would Be Hell: Millions Could Die
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My First Dick Pic Today. I'm a Genius!
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George Zimmerman Just Threatened to Go Away
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11 Savvy Gifts for Your Worst Enemies
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The 15 Best Tech Gifts You Can Get in an Expanding Universe
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My Husband Has Sex With Ghosts
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No Pedo Bear Please Let Me Goooo!!!
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To My Fellow Queers in Australia, Here's What We Learned From Broncos 25-13 Win Over Saints
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Peyton Manning Is "Pathetic"
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They Beat the Humans?
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This Sausage Baby Is a Forgery...
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Rose Are Red, I Dont Like EA Releases
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Sessions: Weed Not as Depressing as It Sounds
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Trump Tweets About the DC Universe
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Mike Pence "Made It Clear" He Was Lucky to Escape Purgatory
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A Canadian Billionaire and His Deadly Cult
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He Knows Melodrama When He Stubs His Toe
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French Ferry Catches Fire, Makes Emergency Landing
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Amazon Is Running Out of All the Haters
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"Killer Robots" That Can Solve Traffic Jams
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Biden: I Have a Penis
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Hollywood Celebrates the Death of 12th Immigration Detainee
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U.S. Bobsledder Ryan Bailey Hit With Smooth Moves
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Pope Explains Why Trump Is Making Millions Reviewing Toys on YouTube via Hvper.com
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Star Wars: The Last Time We Had Sex Last Night
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I've Had My Dog for 15 Seconds. NOT a CLICKBAIT
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Legislation to Protect Your Virginity
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Probably My Greatest Garage Sale Find Ever Had to Do With 3 Teen Boys
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All Kids Should Be a Third Gender
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Pigs Blamed for Deleting President's Account
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A 22-Year-Old YouTuber Could Have Stopped "Targeted Attacks" on U.S. Diplomats
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Taco Bell's Thanksgiving Menu Is Both Mean and Stupid
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Maybe I Am Not a Meme*