Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	You Can Buy Google Glass to Help You Cut an Onion Without Crying
291	291 Vote	These Scientists Made This Thing
138	138 Vote	The Reasons Why Parties Are Way Better Alone 2	2
171	171 Vote	Perhaps the World's Biggest Penis 1	1
250	250 Vote	Twitter Users Want a Higher Purpose
7	7 Vote	Here's a Bunch of Dudes
9	9 Vote	How to Get Caught
7	7 Vote	Incredibly Enough, This Helicopter Is Not an Uplifting Experience
9	9 Vote	People Actually Live in Pakistan
7	7 Vote	A Librarian Tried to Arrest Qaddafi
74	74 Vote	15 Fun Facts About What Sugar Does to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
10	10 Vote	Microsoft Will Make You Cry
8	8 Vote	Drunk Teen Disguised as Largest Land Mammal
5	5 Vote	31 Hedgehogs Who Had Brain Farts at the AMAs
118	118 Vote	This Is Just a Towel!
122	122 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Made-Up Shit
13	13 Vote	Kim Kardashian to File Police Report Against the Toys From "Toy Story"
7	7 Vote	7 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Buried in Tehran
35	35 Vote	5 Bizarre Ways You Can Be Used for Fuel
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2