Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

possiblyahuman

Voted Headlines

97	97 Vote	The Food Pyramid Was Supposed to Be Stopped
102	102 Vote	Underwater Hotel Room in Idaho Where You Can Eat Without Dying
49	49 Vote	Navy Aims to Eradicate Uncovered Boobs
28	28 Vote	Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Build Theme Park
52	52 Vote	Dude Creates an Ice Storm Uproots a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
6	6 Vote	This Ancient Fish May Have Already Found His Future NFL Team Sucks
4	4 Vote	NASA Sends Mona Lisa to the Bullied 7th-Grade Girl Whose Life Is Great! Wait, What?
3	3 Vote	Justin Bieber I Prefer the Term "Crack Enthusiast"
2	2 Vote	Simon Cowell Needs to Stop an Asteroid... In 1915
4	4 Vote	Audiosurf Air Exists, Has a Mercenaries Mode
2	2 Vote	Ogle This Incredibly Realistic LEGO Gun Deaths
4	4 Vote	JK Rowling Has Been Arrested for Taking Too Long at Redbox Kiosk
4	4 Vote	A Rapper Too Lesbiany
2	2 Vote	Veterans, Homelessness, and the Honesty of Lindsay Lohan
2	2 Vote	Apple Appears Set to Launch the Starbucks of Marijuana
7	7 Vote	O.J. Simpson Might Be the Size of Facebook's Campus
2	2 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With the Amount of Effort
2	2 Vote	Specter of Saddam Hussein Caused 9/11 Conspiracy
2	2 Vote	Conan O'Brien Tried to Ruin Sex World Cup
2	2 Vote	Astronomers Discover Two More People Cast in Star Wars: Episode 7
2	2 Vote	How to Make Your Resume and Get Arrested
2	2 Vote	If You Want to Tell the Difference Between a Men's Magazine and a Stoned-Sounding Michael Jackson
2	2 Vote	7 Bizarre Prehistoric Versions of Famous Hit Songs You Won't Believe Are Mass-Produced
2	2 Vote	Can You Eat Every Day in the Last Two Years
2	2 Vote	New Maleficent Trailer Features More Mothra
91	91 Vote	Kitten's Awake Aaaaaaand Now It's PERSONAL: Protesters Are Killed in Libya
5	5 Vote	All the Gay Girls Gone
2	2 Vote	9 of 10 Reasons Why 2014 Has Already Begun
2	2 Vote	No Cat Is All About. Damn
3	3 Vote	Two Signs You Have Viral Humor
2	2 Vote	All Cats Do Is Steal Dog Beds, and There's Sunscreen EVERYWHERE
2	2 Vote	10 Reasons Why Commas Are the Senators Who Oppose the Violence Continues
4	4 Vote	Chinese Wal-Mart Tried to Replace Leslie Nielsen
5	5 Vote	Brazil Soccer Fans Brawl So Hard, Police Forced to Resign After Getting Their Pets Sick With Weed
11	11 Vote	George Zimmerman's Disparaging Remarks About Mexicans on MySpace Still Looking Hot and Curvaceous
24	24 Vote	Somehow, Everyone's Password Is Still Very, Very Fergalicious
4	4 Vote	Obama: Our Work Is A...Riot (I'm So Sorry)
5	5 Vote	The FDA Wants to Kill Herself
63	63 Vote	What's It Like to Inhale Your Favorite Kitchen Tools and Gadgets?
6	6 Vote	6 Diet Fads for People Who Also Have Lives