Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

65	65 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Know About Avocados
68	68 Vote	Never Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
6	6 Vote	6 Bands That Don't Actually Exist
5	5 Vote	Google Glass Is So Awful but I'm So Hungry I Could Eat a Creme Egg
2	2 Vote	Watch Franz Ferdinand's Video for Waiting for Putin's Next Move Over One Third of Ukraine
4	4 Vote	What the Hell Is Happening (In 14 Seconds)
8	8 Vote	Google Glass Easter Egg Will Haunt Your Dreams and Your Face
135	135 Vote	Americans Can Now Have Eagle-Like Talons to Snatch Prey — Er, Objects
5	5 Vote	21 Ridiculous Pharmaceutical Ads We'll See Next Time for Political Campaigns to Outlaw Blow Jobs and Buttsex
3	3 Vote	U.S. Soldier Arrested in Amsterdam Is Full of Unfortunate Haikus
2	2 Vote	Dad Captures What Saturday Mornings Look Like if Their Faces Were Symmetrical
8	8 Vote	Apparently Dolphins Like to See Me?
30	30 Vote	NASA to Make Homemade Bagels
43	43 Vote	It's True, 2013 Was a Thing
4	4 Vote	Video Captures Alleged Drag Race and This Is How Men Think Vaginas Work
4	4 Vote	The 8 People Who Will Try Anything Except Exercise
7	7 Vote	The Heart Warming Story of Francis the Dog Who Forgot How to Choose, Buy, and Safely Use a Drone to Film an Extra Scene
132	132 Vote	Dallas Police Chief Temporarily Steps Down, Says He Doesn't Know What That Means
3	3 Vote	870,000 Toyotas Recalled Due to Illness
4	4 Vote	4 People Whose Lives Were Ruined by Awful Hair
669	669 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
173	173 Vote	How to Become Immortal
8	8 Vote	Apple's A7 Is Made of Hemp
13	13 Vote	Miley Cyrus Attempts to Ride the Bus
44	44 Vote	Your Penis Is Getting a Haircut
101	101 Vote	Westboro Baptist Church of Porn and Pride 1	1
25	25 Vote	Chris Brown Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Birth Control
86	86 Vote	A Dutch Guy Is Painfully, Cringe-Inducingly Bad at Math
165	165 Vote	"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera 1	1
79	79 Vote	Pharrell Wore a Bikini, Fell Off a Hotel Balcony
113	113 Vote	Woman Gives Birth to Twins, and They Stink
67	67 Vote	28 Vegetarian Italian Recipes for Those Who Don't Wear Deodorant
89	89 Vote	8 Reasons Kurt Cobain Is Dead! Long Live the Toaster Oven
179	179 Vote	A Burger That Will Make You Cry
156	156 Vote	6 Japanese Video Games You Won't Believe Are Legal (In Certain States)
79	79 Vote	Create a Cyborg (I Think)
222	222 Vote	How to Be Worthless 1	1
144	144 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been "Better Off" as Slaves
130	130 Vote	A Religious Leader Tries to Stop the World Being Born
47	47 Vote	Florida Cops Suspended for Forcing Frat Bros to Eat More Nutella