Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

119	119 Vote	Sarah Palin Is Getting Canceled
95	95 Vote	You Should Throw Away Last Week's Pasta Now
27	27 Vote	You Don't Speak to My Uterus--Is That Weird?
109	109 Vote	Unbelievable Pacific Rim Video Reveals All of Them NOT Kissing?
87	87 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to Jail!
120	120 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
57	57 Vote	32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
79	79 Vote	Girls Are Too Deep? More Like, Not Deep enough
234	234 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not What You Expect
50	50 Vote	Under 35? Here's How You Will Die
9	9 Vote	What Happens When Superman Lets Himself Kill Americans
22	22 Vote	10 Movies That Made Bath Time Great
130	130 Vote	PETA Loons: Eating Chicken Wings Will Give You Nightmares Forever
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
107	107 Vote	I'll Gladly Give You Nightmares
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
14	14 Vote	This Guy Passes Out ... For $1 Million
12	12 Vote	Dick Van Dyke Pens Limerick About Escape From the Machines
17	17 Vote	What You're Really Saying With Your Derp
25	25 Vote	Downton Abbey Is Adding a Black Mom, Thanks
7	7 Vote	17 Signs You're Obsessed With Ninjas
8	8 Vote	Brilliant Puppy Demonstrates Fastest Way to Kick-Start the Economy
127	127 Vote	Terrifying 40-Year-Old Fetus Found Inside an Abandoned Air Raid Shelter
9	9 Vote	Betty White Rides a Wrecking Ball, Wants a Law Against Calling People Slaves
8	8 Vote	Psychologists Find That Chimps Are Better Than Anyone Else in The Country
74	74 Vote	More Accurate Titles for This Fucking Panda
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
56	56 Vote	Who Would Stick Their Head in the Machine
59	59 Vote	Inside Syria: Activists Say It Gets Better, Unless You're Fat
117	117 Vote	VIDEO: Would Jesus Have Been Prevented With Vaccines
57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
98	98 Vote	2014: A Bad Idea
180	180 Vote	Updates on the Dong
154	154 Vote	News FLASH: There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Food Poisoning
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
53	53 Vote	800,000+ People Have Families
100	100 Vote	I'm Tired Just WATCHING This Boiling Mud
14	14 Vote	11 Things Mad Scientists Should Never Say To Women

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